Kansas Crimson

You can drink the coors but don't drink the water.

Ok but can I get a new fork please?

I dropped my silverware and now it’s under the table and dreaming.

I'm getting hungry for that sandwich. When is Lobster gonna get those things in here?

ousdahl wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 1:09 pm Ok but can I get a new fork please?

I dropped my silverware and now it’s under the table and dreaming.

Here.
I did it.

Did you get the dirty fork off the ground?

I’d pick that up before there’s ants marching all over it.

All Satellite Shacks sandwiches come with a pickle, french fries or beans and rice.
You can sub in onion rings, coleslaw, or a house salad for $1.50.


We got the Satellite Burger ( the works ).
The Plano burger ( yer standard ).
The Walrus roll.
A Illy cheese steak.
99 problems, pulled pork on a bun.
The Pdub Club.
Ous & Rosie ( melted cheese, lots of roast beef ).
Grandma's loaf.
The JFish.
PHD ( pork hot dog ) or the HD ( half pork, half beef ).
The Geezer Pleaser ( turkey or ham on wheat ).
Zee-Es-En ( a veggie wrap b/c you gotta ).
CnB ( chicken and a biscuit ).
DC meltdown ( meatball and melted parm ).
Tofu coach.
The Banhnewton.

ousdahl wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 1:16 pm Did you get the dirty fork off the ground?

I’d pick that up before there’s ants marching all over it.

Well, actually, nothing ever really touches anything because your body is mostly empty space and atoms are just pushing away atoms, so don't worry about those ants because of the space between.

what would you say to someone who thinks the DMB puns are too much?

Oh man, I'd have so much to say.

If you think I’m running out, I can think of at least 41 more.

pdub wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:49 pm We offer $2 coors lite bottles - we can't afford a new Satellite - that is, until tk finally becomes mod and charges $8 per or Steve the Pirate just plunders other bars for Satellites.

Just keep bringing me coors bottles until i fall off the stool please.

ousdahl wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 1:52 pm If you think I’m running out, I can think of at least 41 more.

You & me are on a roll.

TDub wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 1:53 pm

pdub wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:49 pm We offer $2 coors lite bottles - we can't afford a new Satellite - that is, until tk finally becomes mod and charges $8 per or Steve the Pirate just plunders other bars for Satellites.

Just keep bringing me coors bottles until i fall off the stool please.

TDub bucket = 6 coors, 10 bucks.

Fuck yea. Ill take 2

Dang that does sound fun.

Do I have to be dd, or do you think we could get michhawk to drive us home in his Camaro?

Just sleep on the beach.

The chicknbut.

I think pdub's obsessed

Sorry, bud is $2.50 and bud light $3 at the Satellite Shack.

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 2:17 pm I think pdub's obsessed

That's Bud and Bud Light. Get the junk out of here.