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Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2024 6:04 pm
by jfish26
KUTradition wrote: Fri Sep 06, 2024 5:45 pm …the greatest threat in the history of the republic…

-dick cheney
Fuck me, ous is voting Trump.

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2024 7:18 pm
by jhawks99
I knew Cheney was a closet lib

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2024 8:10 pm
by jfish26
You know what’s funny is that if you’d told me 20 years ago that I’d be pro-Cheney and anti-Kennedy…I’d have believed you!

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2024 9:34 pm
by japhy
Just normal, not weird, presidential candidate stuff.
When Kamala Harris accepted her party’s presidential nomination at the Democratic convention last month, several former presidents, vice presidents and nominees to these posts came together in a show of public support for her bid for the White House.

Barack Obama. Bill Clinton. Hillary Clinton. Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va.). President Joe Biden, who even dropped his reelection bid to unify not just Democrats, but Americans.

And on Donald Trump’s side? Which past Republican presidents, vice presidents and nominees are lining up behind him?

We didn’t see any of them speak in support of him at the GOP convention in July, but surely they’re out there.

Here, presented for the first time, is an exhaustive list of the previous Republican presidents, vice presidents and nominees to these posts who have publicly said they will be voting for Trump in November:

1. Sarah Palin.

That’s it. That’s the whole list.

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2024 7:09 am
by KUTradition
i think my favorite is that “weird” goes all the way back to trump’s inauguration, to which Dubya apparently had this response:

“That was some weird shit.”

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2024 7:25 am
by jfish26
japhy wrote: Fri Sep 06, 2024 9:34 pm Just normal, not weird, presidential candidate stuff.
When Kamala Harris accepted her party’s presidential nomination at the Democratic convention last month, several former presidents, vice presidents and nominees to these posts came together in a show of public support for her bid for the White House.

Barack Obama. Bill Clinton. Hillary Clinton. Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va.). President Joe Biden, who even dropped his reelection bid to unify not just Democrats, but Americans.

And on Donald Trump’s side? Which past Republican presidents, vice presidents and nominees are lining up behind him?

We didn’t see any of them speak in support of him at the GOP convention in July, but surely they’re out there.

Here, presented for the first time, is an exhaustive list of the previous Republican presidents, vice presidents and nominees to these posts who have publicly said they will be voting for Trump in November:

1. Sarah Palin.

That’s it. That’s the whole list.
Especially for the party that tends to code more on the tradition/history/heritage/legacy side of things.

(Also, of course she’s on board, she can see Russia from here.)

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2024 8:51 am
by japhy
The conversation at Saturday morning coffee turned to the serious question, what will Donald do for an encore after politics? He needs the emotional support of fans, but how does he expand his fan base?

I have posited this idea, trumpty plumpty should become the new muse for John Waters. He is the natural successor to Divine. Watch these two clips and tell me if I am wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpYTkavEt20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPRKE0TKbTk

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2024 9:17 am
by japhy
Just hear me out.....we are not talking the cheap thrill of trumpty plumpty in drag. Put him in a more serious role. Reboot Polyester and put trumpty in the Tab Hunter- Todd Tomorrow role. Playing to his vanity is the trick. And Eric plays the Stiv Bators - Bo Bo Belsinger role and the ever terrifying Kimberly Guilfoyle as Lu Lu Fishpaw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndt-QtXDxzc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZpxb5BIiig

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2024 12:26 pm
by Shirley
japhy, while your concern for Trump's future wellbeing is admirable and speaks well of you, it's also misplaced. Because

he ain't goin' nowhere:

It's *always* about the grift

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2024 4:36 pm
by japhy
Shirley wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2024 12:26 pm japhy, while your concern for Trump's future wellbeing is admirable and speaks well of you, it's also misplaced. Because he ain't goin' nowhere:
We are on the same page there. Bu the big money isn't following him to 2028 if he loses again in 2024. The Beta rubes, sure, who else they got to be grifted by and form a cult behind. But their funds are tied up in trumpty NFTs and golden shoes, cratering DJT stock and next, plumpty crypto.

But seriously, we already her our local betas whining about the price of gasoline and food; these are bitches of limited resources. They can't fund a black hole of resources that is the trumpty cash spending brand. He needs to broaden his target audience. If he does a John Waters movie I will go see it. And prolly buy a t-shirt. He needs to trap into a new wealthier demographic, I think this would be a great way to turn the corner on his career.

And let's face it, the beta rubes will follow him even if he was doing drag in the future.

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 9:53 am
by japhy
This pretty much sums it up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6oQXN2WNtU

I like how the question is barely stated before Mark Esper replies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlOC0tc7x88&t

...but the rubes trust him...cuz gas prices...and trumpty dumpty is the only one who can save the kitties, Putin says so.

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 12:59 pm
by Sparko
Gasoline prices dropping precipitously. Crunchwraps affordable. But now it is the pet eating that keeps the dog shooters lying.

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 1:03 pm
by jfish26
Can we all just agree here that, you don’t get to have RKF Jr and Kristi Noem around and make a campaign issue out of treatment of animals?

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2024 10:21 am
by japhy
trumpty dumpty went to the debate
trumpty dumpty spewed lots of hate
got called out on his horseshit
and doubled down on his lies
yes pendejo I would like some fries

“He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.”

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2024 1:17 pm
by Sparko
He was able to go faster and higher than 100-percent of physical reality, so addled his mind and impenetrable his torpor

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2024 4:36 pm
by japhy
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Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2024 9:46 pm
by KUTradition
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Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2024 9:49 pm
by Sparko
Ivana's revenge.

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2024 9:01 am
by japhy
Losing a child would be one of the most difficult things to get through as a parent. Not much comes close. So imagine for just a second that piled on top of your loss, was a bunch of shitheads trying to make hay in public from your loss. Imagine having to go public and telling them to stop repeating your child's name and adding to your trauma.
The father of an 11-year-old boy who was killed last year when a minivan driven by an immigrant from Haiti collided with his school bus has asked Donald Trump and JD Vance to stop using his son’s name for “political gain”.

During a city commission meeting on Tuesday in Springfield, Ohio, Nathan Clark, the father of Aiden Clark, addressed the forum alongside his wife, Danielle. Speaking at the meeting, Clark said: “I wish that my son, Aiden Clark, was killed by a 60-year-old white man. I bet you never thought anyone would say something so blunt, but if that guy killed my 11-year-old son, the incessant group of hate-spewing people would leave us alone,” the Springfield News-Sun reports.

Clark went on to list politicians including Trump and Vance, who he said have been using his son’s name for “political gain”.

“Bernie Moreno [the Ohio Republican senate candidate], Chip Roy [the Texas Republican representative], JD Vance and Donald Trump … have spoken my son’s name and used his death for political gain. This needs to stop now. They can vomit all the hate they want about illegal immigrants, the border crisis and even untrue claims about fluffy pets being ravaged and eaten by community members. However, they are not allowed, nor have they ever been allowed, to mention Aiden Clark from Springfield, Ohio,” said Clark.
Fuck those opportunistic soulless ghoul fucks and the beta cuck rubes they rode in on.

Re: trumpty plumpty

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2024 10:51 am
by japhy
There's only one thing to do now, kill the messenger, KILL ALL THE MESSENGERS! (screeched while spittle drips from nose and mouth accompanied by a maleficent odor of shit and sweat and ketchup).
Donald Trump furiously attacked Fox News host Neil Cavuto on Wednesday after the anchor dared to criticize Trump’s debate performance against Kamala Harris.

“He had six prior presidential debates to this one,” Cavuto said on Fox Business Network while talking to Bob Cusack, editor-in-chief of The Hill. “But this one, at least in my liking—and you’re the expert here—he decisively lost it. He might have made some very good presentations on where the economy was, but it was all over the map.”

“This was that first occasion where it wasn’t just a close call,” Cavuto continued on his Fox Business show, Cavuto: Coast to Coast. “It was a lopsided one.”

The damning assessment did not escape Trump’s attention.

“Neil Cavuto, Fox’s Lowest Rated Anchor, is one of the WORST on Television,” the Republican nominee thundered in a post on his Truth Social platform Wednesday. “I actually prefer the losers at CNN and MSDNC!”

Cavuto’s analysis was backed up by multiple polls indicating that viewers thought Trump’s performance—which included pushing false claims about dogs being eaten and his opponents supporting the “execution” of babies after birth—was not a success.

A YouGov poll found 54 percent of registered voters thought Harris won the debate compared with just 31 percent for Trump. A separate CNN flash poll of people who viewed the debate had Harris winning 63-37.

The former president, however, has argued that different surveys show that he was clearly the victor. In one Truth Social post, he shared results from a series of unscientific surveys—including X polls and one by Newsmax in which 93 percent of respondents said Trump won the debate—and claimed Harris is seeking a second debate “because she lost so badly.”

“Just look at the Polls!” Trump wrote. “It’s true with prizefighters, when they lose a fight, they immediately want another.”
It's also true that if you kicked the shit out of an opponent you would have no qualms about scheduling a rematch.

The beta cuck rubes want a rematch, wait no they don't want a rematch, OK have a rematch but they won't watch, they want a just supercut of a debate showing their hero insulting the vice president intelligent black woman.

They just want to feel safe again, the dog eating hordes they hear about but never see are performatively scary.

Don't you normal people feel it?

The lard assed pantywaist posing as a "strong man" is the most ridiculous character we have seen in politics in our lifetime. All dolled up in his combover and hair dye and fake tan. He is the most unnatural human to ever run for office, although the reptilian Ron Desanctimonious is giving him a run for his money.

You can pretend none of this is true, but reality bats last. You can only live in your alternative reality for so long and then the bill will come in the mail.

And in case you haven't heard, DJT stock is falling again. Maybe that has something to do with trumpty plumpty's mood.

You rubes need to buy more DJT stock and help your savior out, not that he needs the money, but as a gesture of your love, giving him your life savings would be a good start. We can talk about plans to storm the Capital again in a couple of months.