Kansas Crimson

dunno whether to make more oregano jokes or give illy’s mom another POTD

More like POTS

I don't know anything about fancy lawyerin, but this guy's commercial is on here all the time. Judo-law makes me laugh. Not sure I would hire him under any circumstances.

https://www.garycjohnson.com/judo-law/

peaches are the best fruit and it’s not even close, but only for like 2 months a year

bananas are best.

Peaches are great but I gotta remove that fuzz, so I'll take a nectarine.

And yeah gtfo with your January peach.

raspberries

unless i’m in the tropics...then it’s either pineapple or papaya

Phd shaves his peaches

When they're ripe, nuttin better than a good cantaloupe or honeydew melon. When they're not ripe, it's like eating cardboard.

Raspberries definitely. Strawberries second.

Unless we're talking about berets, Strawberries are the top berry by a wide margin and may be #2 of all fruit

just make sure you wash them well

Berries are another one of those things that are a bajillion times better when fresh picked.

I’ll go to town on a wild raspberry bush if found on a hike.

And if no one has ever been to the PNW, it’s hard to overestimate just how many blackberries are everywhere up there.

Oh! And we had a mulberry tree in our back yard on whatever street I lived in in college.

Yum!

i do love some fresh mulberries...despite the resulting stained fingers

Yeah, so so good. Def sweeter and not as tangy or tart as other berries.

It seems like they’re harder to get good fresh ones though, but maybe that’s cuz Midwestern summers are a wildcard. One good wind storm or heat wave and the crop is crap.

Nothing like indigenous mangoes in season in SE Asia. Same with bananas although they are in season year round. Fresh ripe pineapple is a close second. Bananas and mangoes which are available in N American markets are as close to eating garbage as one can get. A banana isn’t suitable for eating unless there are a good number of dark spots on them.

Mangos.
Raspberries.
Pineapple.
Strawberries.

I oinked out eating wild huckleberries while hiking in Glacier NP. Pretty allsome.

Huckleberries are awesome. Way better than blue berries. We go pick lbs and lbs usually. Havent made it uo there this year

that’ll teach her...

https://www.parents.com/news/dad-shaves ... unishment/

Dad Shaves Daughter's Head as Punishment for Bullying a Teen With Cancer

such a contrast from all the model parents flipping their collective shit over masks

WTF kind of lazy reporting is this? That reddit thread is over two years old, and didn't even try to confirm any of the story. And barely mentions it wasn't a bullying situation but a fight? We don't know what the other girl did to the daughter. Father is for sure the asshole here.