Kansas Crimson

Upper decker in the women’s room toilet and blame it on hawklin

Got it!

Hey barkeep.....No more drinks for Ous until he sobers up.

sigh.

Water buddy. Have another glass. Ill call you a cab.

man, I had a long day, and this of all places is where I thought I could come to unwind.

but now you gotta be a turd in the marg machine at the sat shack too?

chill out dude.

I'd suggest chilling out over margs, but now PDub's gotta take it out back and hose the machine down again.

Place is all yours. Im taking my bucket home.

Tell pdub youre locking up i guess....if you can still find your keys. I think theyre throwin chicken bones in the alley if you need a new source for your information....probably more reliable and sane than whoever the hippy chick is thats been feeding you the horse manure youve been shoveling today.

Y'all can fight in the parking lot or the Quik Trip the next block up.

Dale Diamond is our bouncer.
Hes thrown people off the deck into the ocean.

R.I.P Biz

Still have a fridge full of leftover beers so totally random it belongs in the outdoors thread.

Here’s a Miller lite! And a boulevard pale ale! And some Mexican shit! And a hard iced tea thing! And a whole bucket of coorses!

Btw boulevard pale ale is still the nectar of the gods

Are any of you guys any good at beer pong?

I'm streaky.
I can sink 7 cups in a row or miss the table on several throws and only land one.

We used to do beer pong on the beach of the Shack til the Floyd cover band bassist stole the table for growing weed in their basement.

oh so that’s what happened to that table. Floyd, that rascal!

wait, then who’s growing weed on the beach of the shack where the table used to be?!

I mean, uh, nm that must just be a mint plant, for the mojitos and shit

Also would you believe me if I said we played beer pong in the backcountry on a table we brought in a canoe?

It was me and this rocket scientist against beav and this homie I grew up with fellow KU alumni homie who I initially just hung out with cuz he had a canoe growing up but he turned out to be pretty cool.

Anywho so the rocket scientist made 1 cup. I made the other 9, including the last 2 on rebuttal to force OT

I made 2 cups in OT but we ended up loosing. Not that I’m bitter about it. It’s A team game. I take responsibility.

seriously you can land a fucking rover on fucking Mars but you can’t make a fucking pong pong ball in a fucking cop? Oh go launch a probe up Uranus. Not that I’m bitter about it.

Is this place just Mitch's house from Old School? Dammit guys.

but Neil Diamond wasn’t in Old School, that was Snoop Dogg

We also have a big Satellite on the roof.

whoa. really tied one on last nite.


gave blood, then hit the " go" button.

this guy's gonna have a ruff day, I'm afraid

sooo I’m thinking about starting my own bidness.

I’d say a bar, with cheap apps and booze served in large quantities and live music too, but honestly don’t wanna deal with that many drunk guests. (did you see what hawklin did to the lady’s room?)

Thought about a food truck. Less overhead, more mobile, and you don’t have to clean up after hawklin.

How is guiding not on youe immediate list? You already know how to do it. Do you know anything about food trucks?

I’ve worked in a lot of restaurants, both front and back of house.

In fact, more F&B experience than guiding experience.

How much different can it be on wheels?

And guiding is whole different set of market challenges and stuff.