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Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:22 pm
by jhawks99
On this day, December 7, 1985, I had my bachelor party.
We all got bombed.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:33 pm
by CrimsonNBlue
jhawks99 wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:22 pm On this day, December 7, 1985, I had my bachelor party.
We all got bombed.
Infamy. Was it in Arizona? Did you destroy it?

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:36 pm
by jhawks99
It was in Lawrence. Only think destroyed was brain cells.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:41 pm
by CrimsonNBlue
Ah shit, was your post not a Pearl Harbor joke?

I guess 80 years is too soon.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:45 pm
by ousdahl
Man, that joke crashed even harder than a kamikaze into a…nm

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:54 pm
by jhawks99
Not my best work. Mea culpa.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:57 pm
by CrimsonNBlue
What's the scariest letter in the latin alphabet?

The first nominee is "r".

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Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2021 1:45 pm
by twocoach
CrimsonNBlue wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:57 pm What's the scariest letter in the latin alphabet?

The first nominee is "r".

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It's V because it comes right after U.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2021 1:49 pm
by TDub
7 ate 9?


what're we doing in here?

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2021 1:57 pm
by twocoach
Making fun of JKLivin and scary Omicron, the Greek letter that isn't a Greek letter.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2021 2:00 pm
by ousdahl
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Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2021 6:05 pm
by RainbowsandUnicorns
How is this for a wtf? I have too many questions but my first one might be - was there no blood when it happened and no bullet wound when the mother and/or daughter looked?
Other questions... Will/should Comer Children’s Hospital be sued? What was the "pain pill" the mother gave her? Why do we live in a city/country where 12 year olds who are in I have to assume extreme pain are turned away from hospitals without them seeing what is/may be wrong with her?
Then again, this is the same city where the Jussie Smollett trial is taking place so why should I be surprised by anything in this story?

https://wgntv.com/news/chicagocrime/mot ... ays-later/

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:35 am
by jhawks99
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Buffalo Turkey Wings

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 9:19 am
by Cascadia
I thought about dropping this in the Evil Rich People thread.....


https://www.wastetodaymagazine.com/arti ... -epa-2021/

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 9:22 am
by CrimsonNBlue
Zion is doing his part.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 9:23 am
by Cascadia
CrimsonNBlue wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 9:22 am Zion is doing his part.
lol, gold

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 9:59 am
by Deleted User 89
anyone else randomly getting emails about kcrim topics visited?

maybe i accidentally “subscribed” to a topic, but i don’t think so

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 2:07 pm
by ousdahl
jhawks99 wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:35 am Image

Buffalo Turkey Wings
This didn’t get the attention it deserves.

11/10 would munch.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 2:08 pm
by ousdahl
Also, New Zealand to enact a lifetime ban on tobacco products for anyone born after 2008

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 9:57 am
by ousdahl
Pop quiz! Yall tourists edition!

so a water line breaks in yall’s vacation rental and yall aint got no water. The folks yall rented from already reached out to explain and apologize and offer other options.

Do yall:

A. Understand that emergencies happen, it’s not like anyone did it on purpose, and accept moving to a different rental without much fuss?

or!

B. Accuse yall of intentionally breaking the water line as a matter of sabotaging yall’s vacation, tell the crew digging to find the leak that yall ain’t working hard or fast enough, refuse to accept the new accommodations cuz yall don’t think you should have to spend the gas money to drive the block and a half to the other place, scold yall for not knowing to have already delivered 25 - count em, twenty five - gallons of water to make up for it, and maintain threats to poop yall’s pants as a matter of leverage to use in a bad online review.