Fox and Friends

[Geezer]

Fox is not comparable to any other mainstream source.Info wars is not mainstream neither is Breitbart.

[HouseDivided]

Your cute little thing you do where you intentionally misspell words.
It puts us all in our place....reminds us that you do so with the sole purpose of making all the rest of us realize how intellectually superior you are.

Very endearing.

Uncle Plano’s a mean drunk.

Nice to see you back where you are most safe, clinging tightly to DC's teat.

I hate to break it to you, but DC likes me about as much as you do. There’s no teat hanging going on in these parts.

[Deleted User 62]

Uncle Plano’s a mean drunk.

Nice to see you back where you are most safe, clinging tightly to DC's teat.

I hate to break it to you, but DC likes me about as much as you do. There’s no teat hanging going on in these parts.

I will give you an A for effort though.

[HouseDivided]

Nice to see you back where you are most safe, clinging tightly to DC's teat.

I hate to break it to you, but DC likes me about as much as you do. There’s no teat hanging going on in these parts.

I will give you an A for effort though.

I’ll take what I can get.

[ousdahl]

“Inside the growing calls to abolish police”

[chiknbut]

“Inside the growing calls to abolish police”

Hey, it's just like every other network.

[jhawks99]

“Inside the growing calls to abolish police”

Hey, it's just like every other network.

We have to abolish Christmas first.

[Shirley]

“Inside the growing calls to abolish police”

Hey, it's just like every other network.

We have to abolish Christmas first.

^^^

But it won't be easy since the Muslim Kneegrow from Kenya put us in the FEMA internment camps and took away all our guns.

[ousdahl]

36% percent of millennials approve of communism, cuz of AOC’s childlike policies, and millennials want handouts cuz they have no sense of “actual fairness.” Also Bernie honeymooned in the Soviet Union.

Nothing good comes from socialism.

Universities are indoctrinating our youth by requiring students to read the communist manifesto.

(Guest columnist stops shouting, and the segment cuts to commercial with The Who’s “My generation” playing)

[ousdahl]

And when reviewing the best new slang terms of the past decade, some guy on the street praised “sorry not sorry,” because political views.

And the slang we’re gonna get rid of is, “woke.”

[Geezer]

The Presidential Daily Briefing.

[ousdahl]

“Inside the radical left’s climate change crusade, and why your home could be their next target...on Tucker Carlson tonight”

[ousdahl]

The Texas church shooting is proof that guns save lives, and that teachers should be armed too.

[ousdahl]

*and also cuz people of faith are under attack!

[ousdahl]

Man, fast and furious this morning!

So much so that closet liberal beav turned it off. Now we’re watching cartoons.

[ousdahl]

Beav: “I find the only time I yell at the television is when you’re watching Fox News”

[chiknbut]

“Inside the radical left’s climate change crusade, and why your home could be their next target...on Tucker Carlson tonight”

This is just the distraction I was hoping for as I begin my crusade to abolish the term "Merry Christmas."

I know, I'm starting early. It's not going to be easy. And I need all of you to help out, please.

[HouseDivided]

“Inside the radical left’s climate change crusade, and why your home could be their next target...on Tucker Carlson tonight”

This is just the distraction I was hoping for as I begin my crusade to abolish the term "Merry Christmas."

I know, I'm starting early. It's not going to be easy. And I need all of you to help out, please.

I have never understood people who get all bent out of shape about that on either side of the aisle. I don't mind saying "Happy Holidays" if someone is offended by "Merry Christmas," but my default is the latter.

I have friends and family, however, who have adopted the militant "I say 'Merry Christmas,' and if you don't like it, that means you are trying to deprive me of my First Amendment rights, which means I have to say 'Merry Christmas' louder and more frequently." Just doesn't seem productive to me.

[HouseDivided]

Man, fast and furious this morning!

So much so that closet liberal beav turned it off. Now we’re watching cartoons.

I spent two days at my parents' house over Christmas and, after a solid day of Fox on the tube, finally gently suggested that there might be some movies or sports events we could watch instead. My experience is that, the more time one spends watching TV news of any stripe, the unhappier and more aggressive they become. I watch as little as possible these days, and am much happier.

[twocoach]

Man, fast and furious this morning!

So much so that closet liberal beav turned it off. Now we’re watching cartoons.

Are you sure you didnt just hit the "Last" button and end up back on Fox?