HOAs

[ousdahl]

Yeah, rich people would never mow their own grass.

[Deleted User 89]

Forest Gump

[ousdahl]

Poor Jenny, I hear the vaccine got her too...

[Deleted User 89]

nah, it was the AIDS

[ousdahl]

What I never got was, if Forrest knocked her up then did he have aids too?

[Deleted User 89]

good question

i’ve always just assumed it was aids based on the time period and circumstances

i don’t think anyone had ever said what it actually was supposed to be, but perhaps the ambiguity is intentional

[ousdahl]

Yea.

But for real, what if the one time you ever get laid in life, you knock a hoe up AND get aids?

That’s quite the box of chocolates.

[Deleted User 89]

Yea.

But for real, what if the one time you ever get laid in life, you knock a hoe up AND get aids?

That’s quite the box of chocolates.

that’s like some fucked up “batting for the cycle” joke

[PhDhawk]

I got crabs once.

Lobster told me the cure.

Shave half your pubes, light the other half on fire, and then stab the crabs when they run to the shaved half to escape the flames.

Definitely saved me from using some of that big pharma shampoo...that shit will kill you.

[jhawks99]

[PhDhawk]

gives panty raid a whole new meaning.

[shindig]

I'd be bored out of my mind if I had an HOA and they did all the landscaping and mowing. I actually like doing some of that stuff. Takes my mind off other things, plus you get out and actually chat with your neighbors.

[Deleted User 89]

i love yard work too...instant gratification

[shindig]

i love yard work too...instant gratification

Yep, I installed some new low voltage landscape LED lights out front this afternoon with a couple spotlights that illuminate my 92 year old chimney. Looks good. I was fed up with the solar lights, just don't get enough sunlight to keep them going. Now I need some new mulch.

[ousdahl]

“It’s like you pay a big monthly fee just so the Karen down the street can get to tell you you aren’t allowed to have your little Grateful Dead bear statues on your porch any more”

[japhy]

In the middle of the blizzard in Denver a crew of about 20 came through and shoveled all of the driveways and sidewalks and deck up to my front door. They were back first thing in the morning to clear things out again and then cleared the ends of the driveways after the city plow came through. Two years ago a big hail storm it took out all of the skylights in the neighborhood and by later in the afternoon the HOA had covered up every skylight. They take care of the entire exterior of the place; painting caulking, roofing, decks, landscaping, trash pickup, utilities from edge of house to the street and carry insurance on the shell of every townhouse. If you live 8 hours away, these things are great. $300 a month well spent.

[ousdahl]

but did they let you keep the Grateful Dead bears?

[jfish26]

The garbage truck arm-grabber-thing broke my trash bin this week.

The HOA told me to contact the waste removal company. The waste removal company told me to put the bin out front, and they will come replace it some time in the next ten days.

The HOA prohibits trash bins from being left out except on trash days.

A real pickle, friends.

[Walrus]

and how many of them were white supremacists?

[Overlander]

and how many of them were white supremacists?

Or pussys?