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Re: Poison Ivy
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:34 pm
by PhDhawk
TraditionKU wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:21 am
ya know the cure for crabs?
a razor, ice pick and lighter fluid
Shave one half of your pubes, light the other half on fire, stab the crabs with an ice pick when they run away from the flames.
Re: Poison Ivy
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:50 pm
by Deleted User 89
PhDhawk wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:34 pm
TraditionKU wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:21 am
ya know the cure for crabs?
a razor, ice pick and lighter fluid
Shave one half of your pubes, light the other half on fire, stab the crabs with an ice pick when they run away from the flames.
bingo
Re: Poison Ivy
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:52 pm
by ousdahl
Do I have to shave one half or the other or can I just do a nice landing strip down the middle?
Re: Poison Ivy
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:56 pm
by Deleted User 89
depends on how good your aim with an ice pick is
Re: Poison Ivy
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:08 pm
by PhDhawk
I think you'll need two ice picks, since they'll be running to both sides, so you better be pretty good at stabbing with both hands.
Re: Poison Ivy
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:41 pm
by Overlander
PhDhawk wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:08 pm
I think you'll need two ice picks, since they'll be running to both sides, so you better be pretty good at stabbing with both hands.
Shotgun.
Re: Poison Ivy
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 4:15 pm
by shindig
Man right after Ousie started this thread, my nuts have been itching like crazy. I just went to Walgreens since I don't know if I have poison ivy or jock it.
Re: Poison Ivy
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 4:21 pm
by pdub
They sell ice picks at Walgreens?
Re: Poison Ivy
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 4:29 pm
by Overlander
pdub wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 4:21 pm
They sell ice picks at Walgreens?
Toothpicks.
Crab hors d'oeuvre