Y’all tourists

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Good luck if winter park gets hit by this weeks shit
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Yup, blizzard conditions tomorrow.

Overheard in line at the grocery store, while one customer was sharing his value club card with some other out-of-towners:

“Oh y’all are also up from Texas? Pretty sure every person on the mountain today was from Texas too!”

Happy spring break y’all!
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Overheard in the grocery store tonight:

“Ohh Houston’s great, y’all would love it! It has all four seasons! Well, it don’t have winter, but other than that, all four! And the summers are so miserable that y’all are gonna wanna come back to the mountains for July and August, but other than that, y’all would love it!”
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Houston gets plenty cold in winter.

I call bullshit.
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Okay, they specifically said no snow, though let’s face it, winter without snow is just lame, and kinda defeats the purpose of claiming all four seasons.

Now do y’all wanna borrow my value club card or what?
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Lame.
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What, Houston?

Yeah bro, sounds like it.
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You just won’t word fight him (mostly) and yet he tries so hard. Awesome.

Texans are the worst, and those that have been here a bit mostly think that. Some thinks the Californians, but at least they are mostly respectful from my experience. Whatever.

I’m in Greeley, and it’s Blizzard predicted here. Lowest barometric pressure EVER for mountains predicted, which will created a cat 2 hurricane equivalent apparently. I dunno.
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Good luck. Stay safe. happy mid March
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jeepinjayhawk wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:26 pm Houston gets plenty cold in winter.

I call bullshit.
Yea. I mean December through February the average highs dip all the way down to the low 60s! Down right Arctic....................
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It gets below freezing there.
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And it gets all the way up to 80 degrees here too, at least sometimes, but it’s not like anyone here drives down to Houston and holds up the grocery store lines to brag about it.
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jeepinjayhawk wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:51 am It gets below freezing there.
I wear a light jacket to work when the temperature hovers around freezing. Freezing is not very cold.
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Oh damnit!

just got word from beaverfever that the Texans who are Airbnbing the place above us just pulled their Suburban out of the garage and got stuck in the driveway.

Like, a flat, straight driveway. They couldn’t make it 30 feet out of the garage.

He said he told them to just call a tow truck, and also told them how much nicer the weather is in Houston right now.
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I’m curious if they called the tow or continued to try to analyze the situation and think they knew what they were doing.
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Just got home. Roads bad but not awful, you just gotta drive like not an idiot.

They called a “tow truck,” which apparently was just another Texan with an f250, who tried to pull them out but somehow just made them even more stuck.

I’m trying to decide whether to help. Might just go get them some kitty litter lol. Think I’m gonna just drink some beers and worry about it in the morning.

Beav’s blocked in but I was at least able to pull into the far end of the driveway enough to not get plowed in parked on the road.
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I just had a guest make me more uncomfortable than I think I’ve ever been around a guest.

While he was standing at the counter checking in for a ski lesson, he starts licking his fingers. This escalates to full-on deepthroating his fingers, all the way to the knuckle, complete with slurping and moaning pleasurably. While maintaining eye contact with me.

I actually loose composure this time. Excuse me sir, but WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Turns out he just ate some chocolate, and wanted to savor any remaining flavor that was still on his fingers.

Fortunately his wife was standing there too, and scolded him for being a weirdo.

Like seriously what the fuck y’all?
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And 'chocolate' is code word for?
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Code word for I should have just put that in the Ewwwwwwwwww thread.
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Yeah, that's annoying.
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