Kansas Crimson

CnB a Jack of all trades.

Humble brag here, but I can't be the only one who blows a load too big to be cleaned up with kleenex, right? That always seemed like the worst cleanup material to me.

him telling us he brought kleenex into work is one of his better offerings of all time. i wonder if he uses chapstick in the winter.

I worked with a guy who had a really bad allergic reaction to a hand lotion. It made his hands swell up and there was a dark rash all over them. We had a co-worker from Poland, and she noticed that the rash/swelling were significantly worse on his right hand. In a meeting of about 12 people, she asks, "Why is it only on your right hand?" Then scouled at him. He says it's on both hands, but his face turned red. She's like, "look how much worse your right hand is, why is that" and scouls at him again. He just got redder and shrugged his shoulders.

My slow dumb ass, then realized, oh, I know why, he was jerking off with it, and this bitch is calling him out on it front of everyone.

MICHHAWK wrote: ↑Fri Jan 21, 2022 1:51 pm him telling us he brought kleenex into work is one of his better offerings of all time. i wonder if he uses chapstick in the winter.

Of course. Aren’t your lips always chapped after hard work?

I’m so disappointed by the Boulevard sampler packs they market in CO.

It’s 3 cans of experimental IPA, which is good. Space camper something or other.

Then 3 cans of some sour, which is a really tasty sour, but come on Boulevard that’s totally random I thought this was supposed to be beers.

Then 3 cans of coffee stout, which yeah it’s good but mostly just for breakfast and like come on stop putting shit in beer

But I still buy it every time I see it, cuz it also has 3 cans of Boulevard Pale Ale in it, and that shit’s the nectar of the gods.

For real it should be Pale Ales, bully porter, wheats, and the seasonal (Irish ale, 47, etc) or brewer’s choice

but as long as brewer’s choice is still beer and not like Smirnoff ice or somethin

PhDhawk wrote: ↑Fri Jan 21, 2022 1:51 pm Humble brag here, but I can't be the only one who blows a load too big to be cleaned up with kleenex, right? That always seemed like the worst cleanup material to me.

Ezekiel 23:20

ousdahl wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 10:21 pm I’m so disappointed by the Boulevard sampler packs they market in CO.

It’s 3 cans of experimental IPA, which is good. Space camper something or other.

Then 3 cans of some sour, which is a really tasty sour, but come on Boulevard that’s totally random I thought this was supposed to be beers.

Then 3 cans of coffee stout, which yeah it’s good but mostly just for breakfast and like come on stop putting shit in beer

But I still buy it every time I see it, cuz it also has 3 cans of Boulevard Pale Ale in it, and that shit’s the nectar of the gods.

For real it should be Pale Ales, bully porter, wheats, and the seasonal (Irish ale, 47, etc) or brewer’s choice

but as long as brewer’s choice is still beer and not like Smirnoff ice or somethin

Bro, what?!?!?

Boulevard is garbage beer

*nectar of the gods spit take*

Perfect example/s of being Guttered........

Last night I received an email form an online wagering site. They basically gave me $5 to bet with. I bet a 6 team parlay.

As you can see, I went 5-1.
Basketball - NBA - Memphis Grizzlies vs San Antonio Spurs - Parlay | 537 Memphis Grizzlies -173 For Game | 01/26/2022 | 07:40:00 PM (EST) | Won
Basketball - NBA - Phoenix Suns vs Utah Jazz - Parlay | 545 Phoenix Suns -110 For Game | 01/26/2022 | 09:10:00 PM (EST) | Won
Basketball - NBA - Dallas Mavericks vs Portland Trail Blazers - Parlay | 547 Dallas Mavericks -192 For Game | 01/26/2022 | 09:10:00 PM (EST) | Won
Basketball - NCAA - Penn State vs Indiana - Parlay | 734 Indiana -400 For Game | 01/26/2022 | 07:40:00 PM (EST) | Won
Basketball - NCAA - Florida State vs Georgia Tech - Parlay | 737 Florida State -210 For Game | 01/26/2022 | 08:00:00 PM (EST) | Lost
Basketball - NCAA - Texas A&M vs LSU - Parlay | 742 LSU -460 For Game | 01/26/2022 | 08:00:00 PM (EST) | Won


This morning I went on Twinspires.com and played the "free plays".

I had to pick the winners of the 6th, 7th, and 8th races at Aqueduct.
The 6th race a 50-1 horse beat me and my horse finished in 2nd.
The 7th race I won.
The 8th race I won.

Then I had to pick the 1st and 2nd place finishers in the 8th and 9th races at Gulfstream.
In the 8th race the horse I picked to finish 1st scratched (didn't race), and the horse I picked to come in 2nd came in 2nd. If I picked the favorite in the race to finish 1st I would have won.
In the 9th race I correctly picked the horse that finished 1st and I correctly picked the horse that came in 2nd.

Anyone here use Simplisafe for home security? I'm thinking of switching from ADT...

Yes, switched from ADT about three years ago. Best deal is to get a bundle and it’s really easy to install and use. Great app and camera. I plunked down extra for the active monitoring and still cheaper than anything ADT offers. Thankfully haven’t had the need to use the monitoring services but good to know it’s there. Also save on home insurance

Was a big night for HS hoops in Chicago last night.

I'm curious, how do you eat popcorn with a balaclava covering your mouth?





I'm curious, how do you leave a guy open by 10-15 feet in this situation?

this is kinda cool:

https://theinspiration.com/2021/12/ai-g ... eley-diao/

Seems it's the last day to do my yearly self evaluation for work. I've been putting it off for 6 months and now have to type out a bunch of self-aggrandizing BS. I hate this.

May the Lord have mercy on my soul.

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 11, 2022 7:38 am Seems it's the last day to do my yearly self evaluation for work. I've been putting it off for 6 months and now have to type out a bunch of self-aggrandizing BS. I hate this.

May the Lord have mercy on my soul.

those are the worst

just be glad you only have to do it annually. i’ve got to do them quarterly “internally” for my specific site, and then annually for the whole company

Worth a listen. This dude cracks me up.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a ... 0550542883

WHAT. THE. F*CK?

Whoa

It almost looks like they were such a dense flock they didn’t realize they were crashing into the ground?

And or maybe even crushed by the weight of the other birds

the Earth’s core is in an odd “superionic” state right now, which is likely affecting the planet’s magnetic fields

wouldn’t at all be surprised if the two are linked