Kansas Crimson

Man.

so some friends are in town. Got a sweet Airbnb. Wanna do dinner.

I implore them to just make dinner at the rental. Or come to my place. Trust me, too many of yall in town in a Friday in July. But nooooo, we gotta go out.

Hour for a table, another hour til we get food. Shoulder to shoulder at the crooked creek just trying to hear each other. Dining out shouldn’t be stressful. In this roundabout way, I kinda miss quarantine.

Either way shoulda just came to the sat shack.

About to roll up to the rodeo but no one checks the other sports bored.

Who wants a tall boy?!

They really stepped up the bbq.

Brisket sammich topped with pickled onions and slaw. Green chili and Mac and cheese sides

might have to bump the other thread

National anthem time woo!

No, not the Radiohead song. That other lame song about rockets and bombs and shit.

Everybody else took their hats off and stared at the flag. I kept my hat on and stood there yelling BUT MAH RIGHTS

Rust last post is a fun thought but sorry if wrong bored. But still fun.

Do afterward they’re having a country dance party in the barn. With a live band and everything. Guessing it’s one of Dale’ses side projects

Anywho so who thinks they can be my wingman tonite?

why the f are they playing this music at rodeo music so far:

Rush
Dr. Dre
Smash Mouth

seriously whachu doin Dale?

We have the Sparkaroni and the 99 problems, pulled pork on a bun.

TDub sometimes brings his personal mechanical bull out to the parking lot.

Dont know why you'd go to the rodeo instead of the Shack. We got a Satellite.

And if you strike out, you can always feast on the Ous and Rosie, cheese and lots of lose roast beef.

And if you wanna know what type of cheese, its swiss, because fucking socialists.

Oh yeah, that one chick Rosie?

Yeah she was like Swiss or something. So she actually spelled it Rosé

pdub wrote: ↑Sat Jul 31, 2021 8:51 pm We have the Sparkaroni and the 99 problems, pulled pork on a bun.

TDub sometimes brings his personal mechanical bull out to the parking lot.

Dont know why you'd go to the rodeo instead of the Shack. We got a Satellite.

Goddamn right Jim Sharp

$10 a ride make it to 8 seconds and the next beers free. (Dont worry Pdub, operators paid to make sure that only the best make the whistle).

Chicks get a free beer at 2 seconds

If youve got a whale tail your rides free and you get a beer

Busty chicks we pay $10 and the beers free (by default, the operators job is to make sure they make the 8 second whistle at the very minimum).

So ous never showed up....did he run his mouth to the wrong cowboy? Get enveloped and kidnapped by another wookie? Get injured by a flying bolt in the tractor pull? Get torn in the money the hard way or bull poker?

Hey! I can be youguyzez wing-man!

I just got that!

Oh, boy! Is this GREAT!!!

My favorite part was when they had all the little kids come out then tied ribbons to a herd of sheep and the kids chase them around trying to get the ribbons

any mutton busting?

that, and the greased pig chase were always my favorites as a kid

Pearl Jam cover band Gem Jelly in tonight.

Guess TDub ain’t showing.

Gem Jelly?!

That’s one of my favorite tribute bands.

Way better than Tungsten Hindenburg.

I went to their show thinking it would be a Led Zeppelin tribute, but it turns out they mostly just played Bee Gees covers

pdub wrote: ↑Fri Aug 13, 2021 3:39 pm Pearl Jam cover band Gem Jelly in tonight.

Guess TDub ain’t showing.

Where am i gonna be? You kickibg me out?!? Ive been practicing yellow ledbetter all morning....i think i picked up 3 words so far....something a letter.


I got my oldest flannel out too...comeon mannn dont do this to me. Dont leave me alone....listless.....breakfast table in an otherwise empty roooom.