Kansas Crimson

jfish26 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 14, 2022 11:24 am Related to a post I just made on the Dumbfuck thread on Politics...

Take a gander at some of the specialized plates you can get in Missouri.

https://dor.mo.gov/motor-vehicle/plates ... ml#preview

They include plates for, among others, this batshittery (apologies if this offends someone, but actually no I take that back, this very much is batshittery):

https://www.calontir.org/

Welcome to Calontir!

The Kingdom of Calontir is a regional group within the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA), an international organization dedicated to recreating aspects of the Middle Ages. If you are unfamiliar with the SCA, we would suggest starting with the newcomers section.

The region that makes up Calontir covers most of Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa, Missouri and a touch of Arkansas.

My brother was in that like 20 years ago. Used to stage fights at the Ren-Fest in Bonner Springs. I didn't realize it was still around.

What. The. Fuck?!

grammy winner

Yikes.

Did you see the guy that was after him?

Ahh texans. Such a strange yet diverse bunch of people.

So I’m trying to remember this totally random TV show I used to watch.

It was on I think some regional network in Oregon circa 2010.

It was some sort of survival or outdoors show? And it had this feisty little curly haired chick as the hostess.

I remember one episode about DB Cooper, and explored theories about where he parachuted out of the plane and whether he actually made it.

I think there was another episode about hunting feral hogs in NorCal.

Anyone got any leads?

It should be a criminal offense prosecuted to the point of permanent jail time - to charge $40 for a pizza that sucks.

That's all I got for ya.

I get it, Gutter. Poorly prepared and disrespected food upsets me too. And $40 for it is just a slap in the face

So this 913 number has been randomly calling me. Says it’s KU medical center.

I get a voicemail “hi Kyle, it’s Renee at the medical center calling about your X rays, looks like you have a fracture, yada yada…”

I’m not Kyle, and I haven’t seen any medical provider named Renee about a broken thumb.

So I call the number back. It rings and rings, and finally is met with a “can you please hold?”

I reply, actually I’m calling just to let your girl Renee know she’s got the wrong number for her patient Kyle.

Without even listening to what I have to say, they put me on hold anyway.

I get that their phones might be busy, but I also don’t think I should have to wait on hold just to help them correct their mistake.

So I just hung up. They’ll figure it out, right?

Kyle, if you’re reading this, best wishes about the thumb.

They will call you back.

I'm having a frozen pizza with a cauliflower crust for lunch. Never had one before. Probably not gonna like it but it's about my only option.

I was right, not very good.

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 11:58 am I was right, not very good.

The cauliflower substitution thing seems so nasty to me. People use if for mashed potatoes or in place of rice. I would rather cut those foods out of my diet than try to replace them with cauliflower.

Cauliflower sucks worse than Scott Drew.

PhDhawk wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 12:15 pm

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 11:58 am I was right, not very good.

The cauliflower substitution thing seems so nasty to me. People use if for mashed potatoes or in place of rice. I would rather cut those foods out of my diet than try to replace them with cauliflower.

who doesn’t like mashed taters?

weirdo

I like cauliflower in dishes.
Like in a curry.
Or a good cauliflower soup.

But the cauliflower rice thing, not even close to the same.
When the BUD makes it, I coat that shit in sriracha.

I like cauliflower. It doesn't make good pizza crust.

Cauliflower > scott drew

KUTradition wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 12:20 pm

PhDhawk wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 12:15 pm

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 11:58 am I was right, not very good.

The cauliflower substitution thing seems so nasty to me. People use if for mashed potatoes or in place of rice. I would rather cut those foods out of my diet than try to replace them with cauliflower.

who doesn’t like mashed taters?

weirdo

I think it's for people on low carb diets, they like them so much, their trying to get it from an awful facsimile.