Kansas Crimson

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 4:00 pm You're having the locksmith kill the cat?

damnit, 99

i almost posted something about...“takes care” (locksmith grabs burlap sack and brick from the truck)

Whoa, that escalated quickly.

I was just gonna ask whether you still have to hide a key in the flower pot or just tell the locksmith he can let himself in

there’s also the question of whether pdub even has a real cat, orrrr…

ousdahl wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 4:22 pm there’s also the question of whether pdub even has a real cat, orrrr…

lol

i’ve got an “odd” station playing on amazon music today, and this one just came up a few songs ago

I don't understand ousdahl's post.
Those all look like beautiful lovely normal kitty cats to me.

The calico has a black spot on her tail and everything!

Also did you know all calico cats are female?

It has nothing to do with being calico. It’s just that all cats are female. Look it up, it’s science.

the molecular mechanism of “calicoism” was actually just discovered

pretty rad that I got a dozen pages in 2 days out of hot tubs and bad movies.

You guys need step your thread starting games up.

Halloween decorations?

TDub has a 12 foot skeleton and grave yard.

Two or three jack o lanterns, one or two on stone wall, one on front porch.
Hanging ghosts in the scraggly tree in the front yard with a graveyard and zombie hands popping up.
Fire pit going on the other side of the walkway to the front porch.
Sonos plugged into garage with scary SFX.

Red light on second floor of garage that has a window facing the long ( now expensive, thanks Biden ) driveway up to yard/front porch. Human sized blow up doll ( no, not THE BUD but one of my other ones ) standing in the window, silhouetted in the light.

Black light at front porch with jack o lantern.
Motion sensored skeleton witch on door.

I would really like to do more this year.

Two stories tall!

If you put that thing up I can fly back and to come check on it twice a day.

Maybe I should paws for a minute and check under him for the key.

Just noticed, as I've done all of the house things I could possibly do today, that this morning, I put on Back to the Future ii, and iii was on, then one and now ii is on again.

Back to the Future 2 times 2.

that reminds me of a joke:


the bartender says, “holy shit, a time traveler!”

so this guy walks into a bar.

wait, did I say it right?

man, how I wish I could start that joke over…

do you guys have Halloween costumes picked out yet?

Think I just decided mine…

It's not a costume if you wear it everyday.

Yeah, the reason my browser history is all searches for Q merch is…uh, Halloween you guys! And has nothing to do with Qusdahl, heh heh…

Dang, I just thought of a better response to 99

“That means an awful lot coming from a guy dressed like a playboy bunny”

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