Kansas Crimson

At the risk of striking out, I don’t get posters who put so much effort into petty putdowns.

I'll look in the bright side.

99s post was great.

There you go!

Digging the positive thread vibes.

If you were in Lawrence on New Years eve and wanted to find the bar where you would least have the chance at getting Covid, which would it be?

This is a tough question as you must factor the emptiness/unpopularity with the clientele. My initial guess is Crimson N Brews.

Jeffersons.

I'd rather just get covid.

Red Lion.

Buncha uppity grad student types.

Even the popcorn machine is vaxxed.

the wheel

wait....I misread that....

I thought you said "at least have a chance at getting covid

not have the least chance....

Red Lion would be too packed on New Years.
Great bar though.

Astros. And it's "where all the ladies" are (according to their commercials in around '07-'08)

Astros is also probably a pretty good choice.
You want those outlet mall kinda bars -- definitely can't risk Mass.

Kaw Valley Pub

Is there an OG in Larryville?

No.
Lawrence shut it down.
Piasanos is the closest thing you'll get.

Jazzhaus, Replay Lounge and Harbour Lights are all still around, yeah?

oh, and the Granada

"Jazzhaus, Replay Lounge and Harbour Lights are all still around, yeah?"

Good spots - but awful, just awful picks for the presented scenario.

Does the Eldridge still have a bar? That might be your spot.