Kansas Crimson

Leningrad Cowboys & Red Army Choir singing “Sweet Home Alabama “

i laughed

Hilarious

Spring forward.

I found it.

I live in bourbon country and don't really drink a lot of the stuff, a bottle will last me a couple of years.


That said, Woodford Double Oaked is pretty tasty.

Some countries are now grounding the Boeing 737 Max 8 jets due to the two recent crashes at take off. I'm not an expert on what happened, but it's some kind of false alarm about stalling that makes the planes go into a nose dive position. I almost always fly Southwest and I read that they are the biggest US customer of the new 737 Max 8 jets. Boeing better figure out how to fix this problem.

soo if you meet up with a chick for drinks and she suggests a distillery but then complains that all they serve is liquor, that's like, a red flag, right?

Did you liquor?

no, she also had some hangup about no mouth stuff unless she was freshly showered, so we mostly just stuck to fingerblasting.

five fingers at a distillery sure can get someone fucked up.

Was it Ogden Nash who wrote, “Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker”?

willy wonka

with anal, it usually is

My topical advice for the day:

Do not eat the pizza at Pizza Bar in PnL to celebrate Pi Day. Or any day for that matter.

Moral dilemma of the day.
Received my yearly work bonus today. It's 75% more than I was told it was going to be.
Mistake? Perhaps.
Do I say something?

Don't say anything.
Spend it at the Pizza Bar in PnL to celebrate the extra bonus.

Maybe they had a better year than predicted. Cash that check.