Kansas Crimson

defixione wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 8:56 am

japhy wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 8:39 am The kangaroo rat threat is for realz. Tread softly, the tunnels are everywhere. When you step on one it collapses and you'll drop about 6 inches in an instant. After about 45 minutes out there Big Party Garage Bill's knee couldn't take the sudden drops any more and we had to leave after only seeing half the acreage.

God Damn feeble old people. They really are becoming a limiting factor on my adventures. I need some younger friends who can keep up with me.

Last night I made mashed potatoes all by myself, I had no team to relieve me if my wrists got "too tired" mashing the taters. For fucks sake, who gets tired while mashing taters?

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/04/arts ... women.html

I hear you.

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 6:41 pm Day in the life of Gutter....
Walking to work this morning I noticed all the MAJOR streets around my off office were blocked off. Funeral for a firefighter.
I walk to work. People who drive, took some an hour and a half to go what typically takes them 20-30 minutes. That's no big deal to me but sucked for them.

Here was the big deal to me and sucked for all of us.
In the late morning there was a bomb threat in our building. Building management and security alerted tenants management personnel but they didn't feel it was a "credible" threat. Building was not evacuated.
Then around 3:00pm, people who work on the 20th floor of our office started calling our receptionist. Some calm, some freaking out. Security breach. Guy wearing a large backpack who does NOT work for us was walking around on our floor and walking in to people's offices. People acknowledged him and asked him if they could help him and why was he on our floor. He ignored all of them and kept walking around. Building security came up to our office and he ran away. We were told he was "removed" from the building but the police were NOT involved. Ok, so what does that mean? He'll be back tomorrow with an AR-15?

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2023 8:23 am Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl.
What can you do when you're stranded, and there's no roll?

Shirley wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2023 7:39 am "If you're at the grocery store and you can't remember whether or not you need toilet paper, buy toilet paper."

Yours truly,
Rman

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 6:00 am I have to leave my apartment in about 15 minutes to go pick up a rental car that I parked at my mother's building and return it to the car rental agency. It's raining hard, it's still completely dark outside, and I swear I just heard what I think were two gun shots.
Happy Sunday morning!

Shirley wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:07 am

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 6:00 am I have to leave my apartment in about 15 minutes to go pick up a rental car that I parked at my mother's building and return it to the car rental agency. It's raining hard, it's still completely dark outside, and I swear I just heard what I think were two gun shots.
Happy Sunday morning!

Has anyone heard from Gutter?

ousdahl wrote: ↑Mon Sep 18, 2023 1:36 pm Apparently an F35 fighter jet randomly went missing after the pilot ejected and the plane continued course on autopilot

Keep your eyes out for the missing aircraft.

Shirley wrote: ↑Mon Sep 18, 2023 2:04 pm

ousdahl wrote: ↑Mon Sep 18, 2023 1:36 pm Apparently an F35 fighter jet randomly went missing after the pilot ejected and the plane continued course on autopilot

Keep your eyes out for the missing aircraft.

^^^

It's so "stealth" they can't find it, and I heard a couple of hours ago it might even still be in the air.

#what!?

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Mon Sep 18, 2023 3:37 pm

Shirley wrote: ↑Mon Sep 18, 2023 2:04 pm

ousdahl wrote: ↑Mon Sep 18, 2023 1:36 pm Apparently an F35 fighter jet randomly went missing after the pilot ejected and the plane continued course on autopilot

Keep your eyes out for the missing aircraft.

^^^

It's so "stealth" they can't find it, and I heard a couple of hours ago it might even still be in the air.

#what!?

Considering I live in a country in which our "intelligence" took a loooong time to determine a "balloon" was a "balloon, I'm not that shocked that no one can figure out where an F35 (that should be trackable) is.

Shame they haven't asked me for my input. First thing I would suggest is that they look in their ass.