Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter

[sdoyel]

[japhy]

It is hard to imagine South Park creating a storyline that could be more satirical.

Then again, I think we have all been praying for a Dead Kennedys reunion show haven't we?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgd85a/ ... XMBhshNKxY

The got the date wrong though, and a couple of minor details.

The date will be June 21, 2022; and the location will be the San Luis Valley in Colorado.

On the summer solstice, Hunter S Thompson will return; descending from the heavens borne by winged monkeys, in the person of Raoul Duke and will be accompanied by his attorney Dr Gonzo. They will distribute the dried adrenal glands of marmosets, which the true believers will chew to ingest the adrenochrome inside.

It's like psychedelic monkey jerky.

They will name Donald Trump the King of Kings and then to prove his divinity, The Donald will allow himself to be hung from a cross til death, buried in a old mine shaft and then he will rise from the dead on the 4th of July thus proving himself to be the reincarnated love child of George Washington and Betsy Ross and therefore the most patriotic mutherfucker to ever live and die and live again in the once again great America.

Get there early, we will be selling commemorative t-shirts and you don't want to be that guy who got there after they were sold out. ( sQuirt, you can get one for halfwit price)

Don't forget to bring your MREs and survival rations, there are no restaurants in town.

But we do have a bar; oussie and overlander can point you in the direction of the bar.

[Overlander]

It is hard to imagine South Park creating a storyline that could be more satirical.

Then again, I think we have all been praying for a Dead Kennedys reunion show haven't we?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgd85a/ ... XMBhshNKxY

The got the date wrong though, and a couple of minor details.

The date will be June 21, 2022; and the location will be the San Luis Valley in Colorado.

On the summer solstice, Hunter S Thompson will return; descending from the heavens borne by winged monkeys, in the person of Raoul Duke and will be accompanied by his attorney Dr Gonzo. They will distribute the dried adrenal glands of marmosets, which the true believers will chew to ingest the adrenochrome inside.

It's like psychedelic monkey jerky.

They will name Donald Trump the King of Kings and then to prove his divinity, The Donald will allow himself to be hung from a cross til death, buried in a old mine shaft and then he will rise from the dead on the 4th of July thus proving himself to be the reincarnated love child of George Washington and Betsy Ross and therefore the most patriotic mutherfucker to ever live and die and live again in the once again great America.

Get there early, we will be selling commemorative t-shirts and you don't want to be that guy who got there after they were sold out. ( sQuirt, you can get one for halfwit price)

Don't forget to bring your MREs and survival rations, there are no restaurants in town.

But we do have a bar; oussie and overlander can point you in the direction of the bar.

I think that bar is only open Friday and Saturday. Most likely from around 7 pm until 2 hours past legal closing.

Anglos are discouraged.

[japhy]

Anglos are discouraged.

We will bring my Samoan attorney, nobody fucks with Leawood.

[Deleted User 89]

i thought the bar was Overlander’s RV?

[ousdahl]

We were in the camper enjoying cocktails and gossiping about other posters, when around 1am we heard what sounded like a party getting louder and louder

We poke around the corner and realize there’s some kinda pop-up speakeasy in this otherwise vacant building.

They serve us margs in these big fancy marg glasses like the ones suburban milfs get on sale at Pier 1 Imports.

We enjoy a couple cocktails and eye the mujeres when the cops try to chase us outta town for jaywalking.

[sdoyel]

Where's all the voter fraud in Virginia yesterday?

[Cascadia]

Where is all the outrage from the trumpers?

https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/05/politics ... index.html

[sdoyel]

Where is all the outrage from the trumpers?

https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/05/politics ... index.html

[japhy]

Oh good, they are keeping the faith and staying in Dallas.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/7kb99y/ ... n-protzman

[Overlander]

Fucking Texas

[Deleted User 89]

Fucking Texas

i’m glad that you can appreciate that just because you live someplace doesn’t make it the best place in the world

[Overlander]

Fucking Texas

i’m glad that you can appreciate that just because you live someplace doesn’t make it the best place in the world

Texas, for me, has become gross. I love the state and is natural beauty.

The people, not so much.

Must be why I am in Coeur D'Alane today, looking at properties.

[TDub]

cover d'Alene is beautiful

[TDub]

coeur

[Overlander]

It has always been in my top 3 US lakes list.
And I have been to every lake worth going to west of the Mississippi.

[Overlander]

coeur

And, North Idaho is strongly conservative. But, in a nicer way.

[TDub]

coeur

And, North Idaho is strongly conservative. But, in a nicer way.

yes. strongly conservative but for the most part people stay to themselves and don't force everything on everyone else like Texans. Its more old school, backwoods conservative and less social media conservative....if that makes sense.


some rough places up there I wouldn't want to spend a lot of time but some beautiful spots. We've been strongly considering a move that direction. I love the Kootenai....wild lands.

[TDub]

I've know a guy who lives literally on the lake on a few acres. He sells every CAT generator in the western region and handles a good portion of the international shipping. He....does well for himself.

[Deleted User 863]

473 cases of voter fraud in the battleground states!

#stolenelection