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Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2021 9:23 am
by sdoyel
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 5:05 pm
by japhy
It is hard to imagine South Park creating a storyline that could be more satirical.
Then again, I think we have all been praying for a Dead Kennedys reunion show haven't we?
https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgd85a/ ... XMBhshNKxY
The got the date wrong though, and a couple of minor details.
The date will be June 21, 2022; and the location will be the San Luis Valley in Colorado.
On the summer solstice, Hunter S Thompson will return; descending from the heavens borne by winged monkeys, in the person of Raoul Duke and will be accompanied by his attorney Dr Gonzo. They will distribute the dried adrenal glands of marmosets, which the true believers will chew to ingest the adrenochrome inside.
It's like psychedelic monkey jerky.
They will name Donald Trump the King of Kings and then to prove his divinity, The Donald will allow himself to be hung from a cross til death, buried in a old mine shaft and then he will rise from the dead on the 4th of July thus proving himself to be the reincarnated love child of George Washington and Betsy Ross and therefore the most patriotic mutherfucker to ever live and die and live again in the once again great America.
Get there early, we will be selling commemorative t-shirts and you don't want to be that guy who got there after they were sold out. ( sQuirt, you can get one for halfwit price)
Don't forget to bring your MREs and survival rations, there are no restaurants in town.
But we do have a bar; oussie and overlander can point you in the direction of the bar.
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 5:40 pm
by Overlander
japhy wrote: ↑Tue Nov 02, 2021 5:05 pm
It is hard to imagine South Park creating a storyline that could be more satirical.
Then again, I think we have all been praying for a Dead Kennedys reunion show haven't we?
https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgd85a/ ... XMBhshNKxY
The got the date wrong though, and a couple of minor details.
The date will be June 21, 2022; and the location will be the San Luis Valley in Colorado.
On the summer solstice, Hunter S Thompson will return; descending from the heavens borne by winged monkeys, in the person of Raoul Duke and will be accompanied by his attorney Dr Gonzo. They will distribute the dried adrenal glands of marmosets, which the true believers will chew to ingest the adrenochrome inside.
It's like psychedelic monkey jerky.
They will name Donald Trump the King of Kings and then to prove his divinity, The Donald will allow himself to be hung from a cross til death, buried in a old mine shaft and then he will rise from the dead on the 4th of July thus proving himself to be the reincarnated love child of George Washington and Betsy Ross and therefore the most patriotic mutherfucker to ever live and die and live again in the once again great America.
Get there early, we will be selling commemorative t-shirts and you don't want to be that guy who got there after they were sold out. ( sQuirt, you can get one for halfwit price)
Don't forget to bring your MREs and survival rations, there are no restaurants in town.
But we do have a bar; oussie and overlander can point you in the direction of the bar.
I think that bar is only open Friday and Saturday. Most likely from around 7 pm until 2 hours past legal closing.
Anglos are discouraged.
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 5:55 pm
by japhy
Overlander wrote: ↑Tue Nov 02, 2021 5:40 pm
Anglos are discouraged.
We will bring my Samoan attorney, nobody fucks with Leawood.
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2021 10:21 am
by Deleted User 89
i thought the bar was Overlander’s RV?
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2021 10:35 am
by ousdahl
We were in the camper enjoying cocktails and gossiping about other posters, when around 1am we heard what sounded like a party getting louder and louder
We poke around the corner and realize there’s some kinda pop-up speakeasy in this otherwise vacant building.
They serve us margs in these big fancy marg glasses like the ones suburban milfs get on sale at Pier 1 Imports.
We enjoy a couple cocktails and eye the mujeres when the cops try to chase us outta town for jaywalking.
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2021 12:02 pm
by sdoyel
Where's all the voter fraud in Virginia yesterday?
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2021 10:23 am
by Cascadia
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2021 1:56 pm
by sdoyel
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:46 am
by japhy
Oh good, they are keeping the faith and staying in Dallas.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/7kb99y/ ... n-protzman
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 3:55 pm
by Overlander
Fucking Texas
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 4:17 pm
by Deleted User 89
Overlander wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 3:55 pm
Fucking Texas
i’m glad that you can appreciate that just because you live someplace doesn’t make it the best place in the world
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:24 pm
by Overlander
TraditionKU wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 4:17 pm
Overlander wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 3:55 pm
Fucking Texas
i’m glad that you can appreciate that just because you live someplace doesn’t make it the best place in the world
Texas, for me, has become gross. I love the state and is natural beauty.
The people, not so much.
Must be why I am in Coeur D'Alane today, looking at properties.
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:27 pm
by TDub
cover d'Alene is beautiful
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:28 pm
by TDub
coeur
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:31 pm
by Overlander
It has always been in my top 3 US lakes list.
And I have been to every lake worth going to west of the Mississippi.
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:32 pm
by Overlander
TDub wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:28 pmcoeur
And, North Idaho is strongly conservative. But, in a nicer way.
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:59 pm
by TDub
Overlander wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:32 pm
TDub wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:28 pmcoeur
And, North Idaho is strongly conservative. But, in a nicer way.
yes. strongly conservative but for the most part people stay to themselves and don't force everything on everyone else like Texans. Its more old school, backwoods conservative and less social media conservative....if that makes sense.
some rough places up there I wouldn't want to spend a lot of time but some beautiful spots. We've been strongly considering a move that direction. I love the Kootenai....wild lands.
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:01 pm
by TDub
I've know a guy who lives literally on the lake on a few acres. He sells every CAT generator in the western region and handles a good portion of the international shipping. He....does well for himself.
Re: Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 6:05 pm
by Deleted User 863
473 cases of voter fraud in the battleground states!
#stolenelection