Kansas Crimson

that's the best part about lights...you get to drink 42 of them

wait wait wait


why I gotta stop at 42?

you don't. maybe you'll have a revelation at 43.

I’m used to drinking at elevation. My house is 8995’ above sea level, with <10% humidity.

Now I’m at like 500’ with 80%+

Between the low elevation and the high humidity I could go beer for beer with Andre the Giant tonight.

I mean uh, I’m totally sober at whoever the fuck elevation Maine is, checking on the BUC

It's level with the sea so I think you can figure out its elevation.

sooo 5268’ ?

assuming you live on top of Mount Katahdin

Dale Diamond just got on for his set, sang this one song and left, and his ex ex wife has blocked his number, should we call someone?

“Hello again hello,
Just called to say hello,
Couldn’t sleep at all tonight.
I know it’s late. I couldn’t wait. Hello my friend hello. Just called to let you know. I think about you every night. When I’m here alone. And you’re there at home. Hello.”

nah...in sure he's fine..he put this on the juke on his way out

Dale hasn’t had it easy.
Nor have his three point five wives.

soo

Lap dances!

Who picks the songs? Is there a minimum or max time they’re allowed to be?

I’m tryna create a lap dance playlist. So far I just got “I’m in love with a stripper,” this dank live Tweezer from the 6/22/95 Phish show clocking in at a cool 45 minutes just in case there’s no lap dance time limit, and also some Motley Crue.

I’d say it’s third best music option here.

And speaking of the first two options, Dale just passed out and fell over so hard his face broke the juke box again.

So you guys wanna put on this lap dance playlist? What songs you got?

Here’s the song notes from the 95 show:

The Finger Lakes "FLeezer." Another masterpiece of Phish improv that segues into "Tweeprise." Must-f'ing-hear. Includes Fish on vacuum for a spell, and a "My Generation" jam.

Really earning it with this one babe, have another dollar.

My Heart Will Go On.

Ohh good one!

Are you gonna yell I’M KING OF THE WORLD the whole time again?

also how much money we got in the sat shack piggy bank? Cuz when I said “lap dances on me tonight” I didn’t mean I was buying.

Ohh good one!

im going with free bird...nothing like a slow sad lap dance while double fishing coors

ohh good one!

it starts slow and sad but then really rallies for that guitar solo