This Happened To Me Once:

[Shirley]

[Shirley]

[Deleted User 89]

florida woman...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... =applenews

[seahawk]

A florida man ... attacked jogger with a sword.

https://wsvn.com/news/local/bso-searchi ... rash-pile/

[Shirley]

Florida man arrested for botched in-home castration

Deputies in Highlands County have arrested a man for attempting to perform a castration inside his home.

Deputies were called to 74-year-old Gary Van Ryswyk's home located on Orday Road in Sebring on Sunday, August 18.

When they arrived, Ryswyk told a deputy he had just performed a castration on a man and encountered major issues. Deputies found a victim on a bed, bleeding heavily, with a towel over his groin.

The victim was flown to a nearby hospital and is said to be stable.

During their investigation, deputies found two body parts in a pink container, presumed to have belonged to the victim.

Ryswyk had set up a room to look like a surgical center and had medical equipment and painkillers inside, according to a release.

A camera was also set up to record the procedure.

Van Ryswyk told deputies he had met the victim on the dark web on a site geared toward people who have a castration fetish.

In addition, Ryswyk told deputies he had tried to perform the procedure on the victim last week, but had to delay.

According to a release, Ryswyk told the victim that he had experience on animals and had even removed one of his own testicles in 2012.

He also said he had done a similar procedure on a man in a local motel a few years ago. It also did not end well, according to the Highlands County Sheriff's Office.

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[Geezer]

Beyond my ability to comprehend.

[Shirley]

Dead student went unnoticed for two months in room in New Zealand university housing

The man's body was discovered at the University of Canterbury after other students noticed an odor coming from his room...

[seahawk]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I need to meet Bernice...what a legend...what an absolute legend. <a href="https://t.co/DBfNjYgNZR">pic.twitter.co ... </p>&mdash; Yashar Ali (@yashar) <a href=" 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Deleted User 62]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I need to meet Bernice...what a legend...what an absolute legend. <a href="https://t.co/DBfNjYgNZR">pic.twitter.co ... </p>&mdash; Yashar Ali (@yashar) <a href=" 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Any way that this clip could be more fake?

[Deleted User 89]

on trutv?

naaaaaahhh...

[seahawk]

Seemed like a day when fake and funny might be refreshing.

Besides, there are only so many true "Florida man" stories that one can stand.

[japhy]

Missouri woman, in attempt not to be outdone by Florida man. Yes, that is where I grew up.

https://www.kctv5.com/news/woman-dies-a ... 07d7a.html

[Shirley]

Full disclosure: I've never been on a cruise, because they're floating Petri dishes as far as I'm concerned.

Thatbeingsaid:

‘At a certain point, you just lose it:’ Passengers revolt and riot aboard Norwegian Spirit cruise ship

[Shirley]

San Diego Padres pitcher Jacob Nix arrested after climbing through a family's doggy door

Nix, 23, is accused of trying to climb through the doggy door of a house in Arizona, prompting a resident of the home to kick him and use a stun gun on him...

[Shirley]

A mayor was caught on tape having an orgy on a yacht. Days later, he was reelected.

[Deleted User 89]

how trumpish of him

[Shirley]

how trumpish of him

^^^

I know, I immediately thought of the Access Hollywood tapes, and wondered if Vladimir was there for him within hours, too?

[Deleted User 89]

how trumpish of him

^^^

I know, I immediately thought of the Access Hollywood tapes, and wondered if Vladimir was there for him within hours, too?

the real question is if he’s been offered a federal appointment yet

[ousdahl]

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/ ... 92538.html

Staff ran fight club for dementia patients at North Carolina nursing home, police say

[Shirley]

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/ ... 92538.html

Staff ran fight club for dementia patients at North Carolina nursing home, police say

smfh