Kansas Crimson

I like fireworks and hot tubs.

And I’m attending a buddy’s wedding in Denver. So while most of the population of Denver is up in the mountains sitting in traffic, I’m headed the opposite direction.

Also is it just me or is getting married on a major holiday a dick move?

ousdahl wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:08 am Unpopular opinion:

Fireworks are about as overrated as hot tubs.

Agreed

A reason why someone might get married on a holiday is so their out of town guests could get an extra day off for the event or attend without using a vacay day.

I wouldn't get married on the 4th of July weekend but I'd have no issue attending one if it was a cool couple with chance of raging.

ousdahl wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:08 am Unpopular opinion:

Fireworks are about as overrated as hot tubs.

All fireworks should be banned

Cascadia wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:28 am

ousdahl wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:08 am Unpopular opinion:

Fireworks are about as overrated as hot tubs.

All fireworks should be banned

So lame.

pdub wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:31 am

Cascadia wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:28 am

ousdahl wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:08 am Unpopular opinion:

Fireworks are about as overrated as hot tubs.

All fireworks should be banned

So lame.

Yep, littering and forest fires are lame

Camping should be banned.

pdub wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:33 am Camping should be banned.

That's dead-man talk

I agree.
Just a response to cascadias litter and forest fire comment.

Under over hot dogs eaten by champ is set to 70.5.

pdub wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 11:15 am I agree.
Just a response to cascadias litter and forest fire comment.

I think fireworks are lame, but the profit margins are amazing.

Anyone else remember the first time that they saw someones fingers blown off?

that’s not what I meant when I said “fingerblasting.”

ousdahl wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 11:33 am that’s not what I meant when I said “fingerblasting.”

Shirleys Law

pdub wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 11:17 am Under over hot dogs eaten by champ is set to 70.5.

Over.
Chestnut breaks his own world record.

ousdahl wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 11:33 am that’s not what I meant when I said “fingerblasting.”

Yesterday was the last day that some in America will have 10 fingers.

pdub wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 12:52 pm

pdub wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 11:17 am Under over hot dogs eaten by champ is set to 70.5.

Over.
Chestnut breaks his own world record.

GOAT

I don’t wanna jump the gun and say this is about to be the raddest fucking wedding of all time, but so far I’ve met several people here wearing cargo shorts.

I like cargo shorts.


But. Never with sandals. Cargo shorts go from cool to frat chad with that simple addition.

I'm home getting good and gushered. The hospital where Mrs 99 works offered an insane amount of money as a bonus to work tonight, so she signed up. This on top of her salary, OT and night differential.

So, I didn't cook or anything. Ordered a pizza. Sausage and green olive.

Supposed to have tomorrow off but they decided it's a good day to do IT stuff since everyone was out. Hopefully, I'm done by 10am. Then I'll fire up the Weber.