Shopped but hilarious.
The real sign said I wish we only got 2 minutes for hooking.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 2:02 pm
by ousdahl
sooo why was Kill Bill randomly on BBC the other night?
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:10 am
by Deleted User 183
Was walking to work. Uber driver runs a stop sign and is driving with his hazard lights on.
I put up my hands in a wtf type of gesture. He looks at me, puts down his window, and starts yelling fuck you at me. I told him his hazard lights are on and he needs to turn them off. He continues his tirade and people standing around are looking at him like he's nuts. I continue to remain calm and tell him I'm only trying to help him. He continues with the fuck yous and go fuck yourselfs. The he opens his car door, gets out of his car, and gets in my face. I tell him to get back in his car or I will call the police. He tells me to call the "fucking Police". I do. As I am calling them he pushes me away from him and slams his car door shut. I told him he laid his hands on my and it was a big mistake. He then purposely opens his car door to try and slam it in to me. He succeeds. His passenger comes out and wonders what the fuck is going on. The driver zooms away. Yes, I called the police on him. Wouldn't have if he didn't touch me - twice.
That's all I got for ya this morning.