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Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 8:18 am
by KUTradition
Statue of Responsibility

dumb, and not just the name

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Mon May 27, 2024 10:58 am
by RainbowsandUnicorns
Was having a lovely morning despite the cloudy gray sky, chilly temperature, and high humidity.
Rode my bike to get a haircut. After that I went to get some corned beef and hard salami at a local "deli" and because I am a regular, they (he) threw in some pastrami for free. Nice.
Rode my bike back home and as I am a block away from my apartment, I see a woman not just tug but FORCIBLY YANK HARD on her dog's collar (via a leash). Dog let out a yelp and looked traumatized. I was pissed. She did it a second time and I lost it. I rode up to her and said....
"What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't do that to your dog"! (I guess I must have assumed it was her dog and she's not a "dog walker").
She told me to "fuck off".
I hesitated. Two wrongs don't make a right, so instead of going off on her I said, "I don't know what's going on with you but I hope you find peace and stop taking out your anger on that sweet dog".
Yep, that's right! This time instead of telling me to "fuck off", she told me, "Go fuck yourself asshole".
I like to think I wouldn't have hit her under any circumstances but if any woman deserves a smack from a man- it was her.
Thankfully I just walked away shaking my head.

Moral of the story is.......?

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Wed May 29, 2024 11:50 am
by Shirley
This type of study is considered quite weak, but nonetheless, might shine some light on an area that deserves more attention. One huge problem is the extended time component involved. One asset is countries like Sweden that have national health insurance, which creates a wealth of quantifiable information that wouldn't be nearly as accessible otherwise.

Tattoos May Be Risk Factors for Malignant Lymphoma

In the first large study of its kind, tattoos were found to raise the risk for malignant lymphoma by about 20% compared with no tattoos. Tattoo ink often contains carcinogens and, when applied to the skin, triggers an immunologic response.

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Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Wed May 29, 2024 5:50 pm
by KUTradition
baby name consultants?

what in the absolute fuck

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu May 30, 2024 12:35 pm
by jhawks99
KUTradition wrote: Wed May 29, 2024 5:50 pm baby name consultants?

what in the absolute fuck
We had those, only they were called grandparents.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu May 30, 2024 1:37 pm
by ousdahl
Why should anyone need a consultant when the baby name should obviously and always be Bill Self Jr.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu May 30, 2024 1:51 pm
by MICHHAWK
baby names these days can get pretty far out. so yes. the new crop of new parents absolutely need to consult a consultant.

please consult a consultant before you burden your child with that stupid name.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu May 30, 2024 6:23 pm
by Sparko
Gen Zs rename themselves anyway

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu May 30, 2024 6:49 pm
by jhawks99
I registered to vote here a couple weeks ago. I've been getting a ton of spam calls ever since.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu May 30, 2024 7:15 pm
by Shirley
jhawks99 wrote: Thu May 30, 2024 6:49 pm I registered to vote here a couple weeks ago. I've been getting a ton of spam calls ever since.
That's just wrong. That shouldn't happen after you trying to fulfill a public function like voting.

I expect my texts and phone to blow up because of donations I've made, it has, but that's wrong.

The county/state must be making $ selling the list of registrants, I'd guess.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu May 30, 2024 7:41 pm
by jhawks99
I checked the county website. Voter info is public info. So not sure if they are selling it or not.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu May 30, 2024 8:38 pm
by Shirley
jhawks99 wrote: Thu May 30, 2024 7:41 pm I checked the county website. Voter info is public info. So not sure if they are selling it or not.
The wolves are behind by 26 points near the end of the first half, and you're checking "the county website"?



/badfan

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu May 30, 2024 8:40 pm
by jhawks99
Checked it before tip

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2024 6:27 am
by RainbowsandUnicorns
This made me laugh......

Chicago-style Thin Crust Pizza Forever! (We Don’t Call It %avern-Style)

Chris O'Neill · ·
Made two tonight, to celebrate my son’s 4th grade report card.

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Dale Bemis
Did he fail and get held back??

Vince Wright
Damn well hope this pizza taught him a lesson!

Bryan Heimberg
You must really hate that little sht

Manuel Campos
Must’ve failed 😬 yikes

Errol Bergadon
The F is that?

John Bravo
Hope you can find a good tutor

Jeremy Williams
Should’ve stopped at one

David Ryan
how many f’s did he get … damn

Carmine Gulli
Looks like cat turds and scabs

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2024 11:55 am
by DrPepper
I seriously doubt you are required to list your phone number on voter registration, so have it removed. Your name and address would be required everywhere, but phone numbers are surely optional. I am one of those people that canvas, and listing a phone number makes it easy for me.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2024 2:04 pm
by ousdahl
For real what are this charred oval things on those pizzas?

Used to be olives?

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2024 2:15 pm
by RainbowsandUnicorns
ousdahl wrote: Wed Jun 05, 2024 2:04 pm For real what are this charred oval things on those pizzas?

Used to be olives?
Olives, prunes, raisins, grapes, dates, apricots, cicadas, your guess is as good as mine.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2024 3:17 pm
by jhawks99
DrPepper wrote: Wed Jun 05, 2024 11:55 am I seriously doubt you are required to list your phone number on voter registration, so have it removed. Your name and address would be required everywhere, but phone numbers are surely optional. I am one of those people that canvas, and listing a phone number makes it easy for me.
Yup, optional. Like a moran, I entered mine. I emailed the election staff to see if it can be removed.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2024 9:00 pm
by Shirley
jhawks99 wrote: Wed Jun 05, 2024 3:17 pm
DrPepper wrote: Wed Jun 05, 2024 11:55 am I seriously doubt you are required to list your phone number on voter registration, so have it removed. Your name and address would be required everywhere, but phone numbers are surely optional. I am one of those people that canvas, and listing a phone number makes it easy for me.
Yup, optional. Like a moran, I entered mine. I emailed the election staff to see if it can be removed.
You give too much!

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2024 12:21 pm
by jhawks99
The nice folks down to the election office said that I did not enter my phone number. Someone sold it. The area code for my cell is 913. These are all local calls.