Because you could avoid the counterfeit paperwork and law involvement or whatever you were talking about.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 6:18 pm
by ousdahl
Well, I’m fairly certain it’s genuine.
And even if it’s not, I don’t know how far they would investigate “I just found it at the bottom of a lake.”
And I just get the feeling that even if it was a counterfeit, it would take a lot more than my situation.
Their form they make you sign basically says they may confiscate or destroy it, and stays vague about investigating. I feel like if they frequently did investigate, the policy would be a lot more direct about it, like WE GONE COME GETCHYO COUNTAFITTIN ASS!
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 6:18 pm
by ousdahl
Whoa, I didn’t mean for their enforcement department to sound like blackmild, that was a totally random coincidence.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 6:53 pm
by Deleted User 89
why don’t you you just contact them, explain the situation, and ask them if they’d still maintenance it?
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 7:04 pm
by Deleted User 62
ousdahl wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 6:18 pm
Well, I’m fairly certain it’s genuine.
And even if it’s not, I don’t know how far they would investigate “I just found it at the bottom of a lake.”
And I just get the feeling that even if it was a counterfeit, it would take a lot more than my situation.
Their form they make you sign basically says they may confiscate or destroy it, and stays vague about investigating. I feel like if they frequently did investigate, the policy would be a lot more direct about it, like WE GONE COME GETCHYO COUNTAFITTIN ASS!
They would simply toss it in the trash.
They are building value in the policy, nothing more.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 9:40 pm
by ousdahl
TraditionKU wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 6:53 pm
why don’t you you just contact them, explain the situation, and ask them if they’d still maintenance it?
Why bother? I figure they’ll maintenance it by just sending it in.
It’s not like they ask for a background story, or their service policy has a found-at-the-bottom-of-a-lake exemption, or even mentions you have to be the original owner or anything.
If they start asking, then I’ll explain, but either way it’s not like I have anything to loose.
ousdahl wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 6:18 pm
Well, I’m fairly certain it’s genuine.
And even if it’s not, I don’t know how far they would investigate “I just found it at the bottom of a lake.”
And I just get the feeling that even if it was a counterfeit, it would take a lot more than my situation.
Their form they make you sign basically says they may confiscate or destroy it, and stays vague about investigating. I feel like if they frequently did investigate, the policy would be a lot more direct about it, like WE GONE COME GETCHYO COUNTAFITTIN ASS!
They would simply toss it in the trash.
They are building value in the policy, nothing more.
Yeah, I can’t imagine they have like a yuge department with ton of resources devoted to cracking down on fake pocket knives.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 4:34 pm
by Shirley
Hurts just to think about...
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 4:35 pm
by ousdahl
Geez, how many times has tj’s ex visited kc?
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 4:54 pm
by zsn
ousdahl wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 6:18 pm
Well, I’m fairly certain it’s genuine.
And even if it’s not, I don’t know how far they would investigate “I just found it at the bottom of a lake.”
And I just get the feeling that even if it was a counterfeit, it would take a lot more than my situation.
Their form they make you sign basically says they may confiscate or destroy it, and stays vague about investigating. I feel like if they frequently did investigate, the policy would be a lot more direct about it, like WE GONE COME GETCHYO COUNTAFITTIN ASS!
Is "found at the bottom of the lake" akin to "asking for a friend"
I think they might investigate that as a stolen item. Not implying anything, but what is to stop someone from sticking a stolen knife in a bucket-o'-mud for a couple of weeks and claiming that they "found it at the bottom of a lake"? It is highly unfortunate that you are naturally a suspect due to the acts of garden variety riff-raff.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Sat May 11, 2019 9:44 am
by jhawks99
So, ship it back. If it's been reported as lost and they can find the guy who owns it, great. If not, you gotcherself a knife.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Sat May 11, 2019 11:08 am
by Shirley
jhawks99 wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2019 9:44 am
So, ship it back. If it's been reported as lost and they can find the guy who owns it, great. If not, you gotcherself a knife.
^^^
/thread
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 9:25 am
by Shirley
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 7:25 pm
by zsn
Back some 40+ years ago the fastest guy on our high school track team was running around 11.3 100s. We naively thought he “only” needs to shave off about 0.5s for the State record and so on.....only!
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 6:07 pm
by kubandalum
R.I.P. Tim Conway, age 85. This clip of him is worth watching all the way through (5 minutes ).
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 6:09 pm
by ousdahl
lobster wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:40 pm
Some countries are now grounding the Boeing 737 Max 8 jets due to the two recent crashes at take off. I'm not an expert on what happened, but it's some kind of false alarm about stalling that makes the planes go into a nose dive position. I almost always fly Southwest and I read that they are the biggest US customer of the new 737 Max 8 jets. Boeing better figure out how to fix this problem.
