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[DeletedUser]

the most appropriate response is for illy to ignore me.

Yeah, well, don't hold your breath on that happening.

[pdub]

This site has been here for what, 6 years or something?
I think you know by now my admin style is pretty loose.
It's only since changed for two specific posters who i'm just so so so tired of and so, in many ways, i've broken my ethos of how I manage the bored to those two.*

But i'm fine with that.

I do think posters should take it down a notch with the cussing people out, absolutely, and probably specifically circled around you.

*( there was also a moment where a couple posters had some ads on the boreds just to show how much money can completely ruin experiences -- in hindsight, i didn't need to do that, it's already clear how much cbb is ruined now )

[pdub]

ever been to Phog?

Who?

[DeletedUser]

You posting dumb shit about Dajuan Harris is trolling. Every chance you get.

Us calling you out for it is not trolling.

It's simply sharing my opinion about a player. There's a big difference here.

I think fans criticizing players is absolutely something that comes with the territory of playing at a blue blood school.

And let's not act like it's entirely my fault that "Dajuan will go down as the most controversial message board player of all time."

I mean shit, if you think I'm tough on Dajuan, ever been to Phog?

Then go to Phog.

The 8 of us that post on the basketball board know your opinion on DH. We don't need to rehash it every time you're lonely and want attention.

And if you continue to do it then I'll continue to tell you that you're wrong. Because this season, DH is a big time net positive for our team. It's not even remotely close to being worth discussing multiple times per week.

[pdub]

I for one think he's fine talking about Dajuan.
But he also can be called out for doing it nonstop.
It's how it goes.

[TDub]

actually, no, I didn't.

This username is a fresh start. And from it, I haven't said one single thing about nazis.

Off the top of my head, I don't think I've said one single thing about anyone that was really that personal. the single most pointed thing I've posted against another poster from this account - besides, "tell em illy!" - is going for an analogy about Swifties.

And, in the safe space of this thread, I think that analogy totally works! It's so completely on point! I mean, here you are still fussing about something that was said years ago, from an entirely different account, and has since been offered apologies about, but here you are still stewing.

I mean shit bro, there's a better chance even Taylor Swift woulda gotten over it by now!

now, heads up, some of you guys are perilously close to getting roasted. So say something right back! It'll be fun!

I changed names! it's not me!

l fuckin o l

you're a child.

[BiggDick]

welp, better turn the oven up to 400 degrees, cuz it's time to roast.

[pdub]

Sigh.

[BiggDick]

the most appropriate response is for illy to ignore me.

Yeah, well, don't hold your breath on that happening.

fuck you illy you miserable fucking teenie weenie.

for real. your entire history on the boards has been a case study in small penis syndrome!

your dick is so small, when you were born, the doctor slapped the wrong side.

your dick is so small, a genital wart couldn't even find enough room to grow.

your dick is so small, not even Hank Hill thinks his urethra is narrow any more.

Your dick is so small, compared to you even make shrimp feel jumbo

if you were a bartender with a genie, you'd tell the guy who walks in," do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

So there's four kinds of orgasms:

...the good orgasm: "OHHH YES!

...the bad orgasm: "OHHH NO!

...the religious orgasm: OHHH GOD!

...and the fake orgasm: OHHH ILLY!

[BiggDick]

Sigh.

for real, there's even less meat in your pants than there is in a vegan restaurant.

[BiggDick]

I changed names! it's not me!

l fuckin o l

you're a child.

Your dick is so small, they're gonna change the expression to, "like trying to find a TDub in a haystack"

[BiggDick]

you microdongs want me to keep going?

trust me, this Dick is Bigg enough to keep it up all night.

Just ask your moms.

[pdub]

I guess this is the thread for it.

[DeletedUser]

I for one think he's fine talking about Dajuan.

Absolutely.

But that's not usually what he does.

It's back handed compliments.

Or, it's the "part of me wonders if" followed by some suggestion that maybe we'd be better without DH. And it's almost never based in fact or reality. Because, even if he does watch the games (which I doubt he does consistently) he clearly doesn't pay attention very closely to the actual game of basketball.

The latest was Zeke should be "lead guard", whatever that means. Even though that's already exactly what is happening. Zeke is being used ON and off the ball as our primary scoring option out of the backcourt. He's averaging 11 shots per game. He's been trusted in the P&R with HD late in games. He's averaging 15pts per game and 29min per game.


Sorry, wrong thread for this.

[BiggDick]

so illy's wife ordered a book at the library.

they go to pick it up, and his wife asks the librarian, "is it in yet?"

The librarian replied, "bet your wife says that a lot, doesn't she, illy."

[BiggDick]

I guess this is the thread for it.

yea, I thought about doing this in the BBQ thread

but for whatever reason, everybody in that thread has already taken to calling you, "Lil' Smoky"

[pdub]

so illy's wife ordered a book at the library.

they go to pick it up, and his wife asks the librarian, "is it in yet?"

The librarian replied, "bet your wife says that a lot, doesn't she, illy."

Why are they both going to the counter to check if the book is in?
Do you order books at libraries?

[BiggDick]

I dunno.

but what I DO know is, if a cop were to frisk you, he'd exclaim, "but I thought your ID says you're a male?"

[DeletedUser]

What a strange way to cure boredom and loneliness.

We've entered meltdown mode.

[pdub]

It's a little meltdowny, for sure.