Kansas Crimson

well the difference is, sea only has to put up it for one week a year.

Up here, all y’all are around more weeks than not trying to convince the rest of us that the state should just be renamed North Texas.

Colorado chile verde > Texas chile con carne

New Mexico chile verde better than both

jussayin

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2019 11:24 am She isn't doing anything different than Oussie.

Ousdahl is funny

Y’all like me! Y’all really really like me!

Bless your heart, cascadia, Texans are far funnier than Atlantans.

One week only, ousdahl, feeling your pain.

Don’t let it get to ya.

The key is to satirize them.

(Phone call about 9:45am)

Hi, we was wondering if there’s any spots left on yall’s 10am lesson?

Yes ma’am, there are. If you’d like to join us, please just be down in the next few minutes because the lesson is about to begin.

Well why do y’all gotta hurry us to get down there? We ain’t even out of bed yet!

I’m sorry ma’am, I thought you were interested in the 10am lesson. Would you prefer if we reserve you some spots in the 11am lesson instead?

We we don’t wanna wait around all morning just for a lesson! We’re just gonna go find something else to do.

I’m at wendys waiting in line for 10 minutes (and counting) behind a big family from outta town.

They’re each ordering one at a time, each clueless about what they want, and each wants to break down the menu in detail.

What kinda sauces do y’all got for the nuggets?

MOTHERFUCKER THE SAME SAUCES YALL GOT IN TEXAS

You sound kinda whiney.

You shouldn't KCrim and drive at the same time.

ousdahl wrote: ↑Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:05 pm I’m at wendys waiting in line for 10 minutes (and counting) behind a big family from outta town.

They’re each ordering one at a time, each clueless about what they want, and each wants to break down the menu in detail.

What kinda sauces do y’all got for the nuggets?

MOTHERFUCKER THE SAME SAUCES YALL GOT IN TEXAS

jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:39 am You sound kinda whiney.

^^^

And whatever you do, don't come to Florida, where this was taken Tuesday.

lmao

Feral wrote: ↑Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:57 am

ousdahl wrote: ↑Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:05 pm I’m at wendys waiting in line for 10 minutes (and counting) behind a big family from outta town.

They’re each ordering one at a time, each clueless about what they want, and each wants to break down the menu in detail.

What kinda sauces do y’all got for the nuggets?

MOTHERFUCKER THE SAME SAUCES YALL GOT IN TEXAS

jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:39 am You sound kinda whiney.

^^^

And whatever you do, don't come to Florida, where this was taken Tuesday.

Florida man....

Pretty common sight in KY.

sooo wedding planners!

They’re a different breed of chick, right? (And how are they pretty much all chicks?)

This could go in the professionalism thread maybe, but here it is...

So one quirk of working here is the scissors. Our shop is constantly having to buy new ones cuz wedding planners are constantly borrowing them and not bringing them back. So as a matter of policy, we don’t loan them out any more. you’re welcome to use them, they just can’t leave the shop.

...

Hi, I’m the wedding planner at the venue upstairs and although I knew I needed scissors to set up for this banquet, I don’t bother to be a prepared professional and just bring my own. Can I borrow y’all’s?

Sure ma’am, though we’re missing all of our adult scissors at the moment. We’re down to just this pair of little kid scissors, but feel free.

What the heck, y’all only have little kid scissors? What happened to the others??

Well ma’am, we have issues with loaning scissors out then never getting them back.

Oh well why don’t y’all take better care of yalls scissors! Anywho, I’m gonna borrow these little kid scissors then.

Feel free to use them, ma’am, but as a matter of policy the scissors can’t leave the shop any more.

What the heck! Why do y’all gotta do that?

It’s our attempt to take care of our scissors, ma’am.

Oh come on now, I just wanna walk off with them for the rest of the day but I’ll like *totally* bring them back right after the reception. Lemme talk to yall’s manager!

beggars can’t be choosers

Used to think of ous as a chick magnet, but now he seems to be a shit magnet.

Well maybe i could bust the slump if y’all would help me figure out all these wedding planner chicks