Totally random thread

[ousdahl]

I thought that too but been in a long term relationship with a coworker ( now former coworker ).
#notablowupdoll
It has to be CRYSTALCLEAR that there's 100% interest on both sides though ous -- don't fuck up.

Both sides?

The face side of her is only serviceable at best.

It’s the back side that has opportunities for advancement.

[Deleted User 89]

pics, or i call bs

[ousdahl]

Well I didn’t realize this career opportunity, at least initially. But then she came into the shop today in yoga pants and it was all like I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH IT


Besides, I can’t just sneak a pic, that would be creepy. And asking to take a pic would land me in the HR office, and that’s way too meta.

I do have one pic of her though, but she’s wearing a sundress, and it’s not like there’s a thread for that.

[pdub]

Invite Paul1 to Colorado.
He will gladly take the pics for you.

[Deleted User 266]

WWGD? What would Gutter do?

You can't just sneak a pic because it would be creepy? Yeah, probably so. You're not Gutter.
May I suggest you take a pic of something in the background in which she just happens to be in the foreground?

If asking someone to take a pic would land you in the HR office I am wondering if asking them to go to lunch/dinner with you and then having someone else take a pic of the two of you would land you in the HR office too? What about having multiple co-workers attend a "happy hour" and you ask everyone to take a pic together - and then perhaps suggest a few people take pics in pairs - and then kind of on your own start taking a few of people individually. Just a thought.

As far as the sundress pic - we do have a few people on here who are proficient in photo editing. Let them have at it. Next best thing to the reality is altered reality.

[pdub]

[Deleted User 89]

nightmares

[Shirley]

[Shirley]

Contrary to overwhelming public opinion, let the record show that I vehemently disagree that this reflects on other Ph.Ds in any way, whatsoever:

Woman Named Marijuana Pepsi Earns Ph.D With Dissertation On Uncommon Names

She earned her doctorate with a dissertation titled: “Black names in white classrooms: Teacher behaviors and student perceptions.”

[...]

[Shirley]

Something else I forgot to invent:

AMAG Pharmaceuticals Announces FDA Approval of Vyleesi™ (Bremelanotide Injection) for Acquired, Generalized Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder (HSDD) in Premenopausal Women

Hypoactive sexual desire disorder (HSDD), is characterized by low sexual desire that causes distress or interpersonal difficulty and is not due to a co-existing medical or psychiatric condition, problems within the relationship, or the effects of a medication or other drug substance...

[Deleted User 89]

love potion #9

[defixione]

Spanish fly?

[jhawks99]

Diamond Dave's Ninja Skooo

[Deleted User 266]

[ousdahl]

Fucking finally!

Beaverfever broke up with his trashy 19yo girlfriend!

Now let’s go to the titty bars and find him a new one!

[Leawood]

What was her name? The 19 year old?

[ousdahl]

easy there gusher, let's not get anyone banned.

[Deleted User 266]

Fucking finally!

Beaverfever broke up with his trashy 19yo girlfriend!

Now let’s go to the titty bars and find him a new one!

I don't know how old Beaverfever is but maybe one day he'll learn that no one is supposed to have a 19 year old GIRLFRIEND. At any age.

[ousdahl]

he's in his 30s LOL

he always seemed to realize how silly it was, but now he's still being kinda butthurt about it.

I was never a big fan of her cuz she was just never that cool either way. She was also legit WT, smoked cigs and left the butts all over our porch, constantly said and argued about ignorant shit, and had a confederate flag purse. Like for real a confederate flag purse. Sorry beav, but I don't wanna debate "southern heritage" with some trashy 19yo.

oh well, it coulda been worse. She coulda been in her early 30s and insistent on having a kid!

[Shirley]

he's in his 30s LOL

he always seemed to realize how silly it was, but now he's still being kinda butthurt about it.

I was never a big fan of her cuz she was just never that cool either way. She was also legit WT, smoked cigs and left the butts all over our porch, constantly said and argued about ignorant shit, and had a confederate flag purse. Like for real a confederate flag purse. Sorry beav, but I don't wanna debate "southern heritage" with some trashy 19yo.

oh well, it coulda been worse. She coulda been in her early 30s and insistent on having a kid!

"...Like for real a confederate flag purse. Sorry beav, but I don't wanna debate "southern heritage" with some trashy 19yo."

The concept of being so proud of losing is lost on me.

But, maybe it's different when you're a racist loser?