Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 11:35 am
by dolomite
“Give praise to the Lord, proclaim his name; make known among the nations what he has done.”
Psalms 105:1 NIV
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:09 am
by KUTradition
Genesis 19:8
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:22 am
by RainbowsandUnicorns
KUTradition wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:09 am
Genesis 19:8
Genesis Jesus He Knows Me
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 2:41 pm
by dolomite
Here's a Bible passage I'd like to share with you...
“The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit.”
Psalms 34:18 NIV
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 2:55 pm
by KUTradition
if we’re all god’s children, why does “he” pick and choose whom he saves?
why does “he” care whether or not you believe so long as you’re a good person and live a good life?
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 2:56 pm
by jhawks99
Has He smited/smote anyone recently?
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 4:48 pm
by defixione
Florida.
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 10:31 pm
by dolomite
KUTradition wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 2:55 pm
if we’re all god’s children, why does “he” pick and choose whom he saves?
why does “he” care whether or not you believe so long as you’re a good person and live a good life?
God’s decision to save someone is based solely on the fact that it pleases him.
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2023 6:53 am
by KUTradition
so then it doesn’t really matter what anyone does
gotcha, thanks for playing another game of “More Evidence…”
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2023 10:42 am
by dolomite
Here's a Bible passage I'd like to share with you...
“However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace.”
Acts 20:24 NIV
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2023 11:13 am
by KUTradition
KUTradition wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2023 6:53 am
gotcha, thanks for playing another game of “More Evidence…”
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2023 10:27 am
by dolomite
Here's a Bible passage I'd like to share with you...
“The Lord your God is with you, the Mighty Warrior who saves. He will take great delight in you; in his love he will no longer rebuke you, but will rejoice over you with singing.””
Zephaniah 3:17 NIV
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2023 10:02 am
by dolomite
Here's a Bible passage I'd like to share with you...
“Do your best to present yourself to God as one approved, a worker who does not need to be ashamed and who correctly handles the word of truth.”
2 Timothy 2:15 NIV
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2023 11:51 am
by ousdahl
Mary, exhausted, having finally found shelter for her son to sleep, of all places, in a manger; is approached by a boy who who thinks to himself,
“What this young woman needs…is a drum solo.”
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:38 pm
by japhy
Here's a Bible verse I would like to share with you....
But because thou art lukewarm and neither cold nor hot, I will begin to vomit thee out of my mouth.
Revelation 3:16
I never quite understood the context as a kid. It was an oft repeating sermon quote made by a Catholic priest in a small town in Missouri where I grew up. He seemed to be able to fit this verse into a lot of different sermons, on many different subjects. The Church had moved the prick around to multiple churches, he was a petty mean vindictive asshole who seemed to hate kids. Perfect emissary for the Catholic Church to my mind. Later it was admitted by the Church that he had been credibly accused of multiple counts of abusing children at his various posts and they had covered up for him to avoid criminal prosecution until after his death.
Hey god damnit, they said "sorry" after the statute of limitations passed, what the fuck more do you want? Why this quote had such a profound meaning for him that he repeated it so often was a source of mystery to me then and is still so.
As soon as someone quotes the Bible, I automatically wonder if they are covering or distracting attention from something they don't want us to hear. But I'm kinda cynical that way.
Anyway, I love this thread! Keep those verses coming!
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2023 7:23 pm
by Overlander
japhy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:38 pm
Here's a Bible verse I would like to share with you....
But because thou art lukewarm and neither cold nor hot, I will begin to vomit thee out of my mouth.
Revelation 3:16
Why this quote had such a profound meaning for him that he repeated it so often was a source of mystery to me then and is still so.
Is it a spit...don't swallow kinda thing?
Re: More evidence that religious threads make you dum
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2024 5:05 am
by RainbowsandUnicorns
I assume (actually hope) randy must think he's transgender/transexual.
Soaking, also known as marinating or floating, is a sexual practice of inserting the penis into the vagina but not subsequently thrusting, reportedly used by some members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church).