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Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:42 pm
by zsn
I doubt Turkey because according to Wikipedia there is an extradition treaty. Top candidates I would think are Russia or Saudi Arabia. The latter has more to lose if sanctions are applied and they can’t buy planes or tanks. Any of the UAE is also a candidate- Dubai or Oman (not UAE)? Somehow I don’t see him holing up in Niger, Burkina Faso or the Vatican.
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:59 pm
by Sparko
Imagine Trump in a Wahhabi nation with no impulse control? Imagine him in Russia after Putin has fallen in a well? These are not the droids he is looking for.
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 9:53 am
by jfish26
zsn wrote: ↑Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:42 pm
I doubt Turkey because according to Wikipedia there is an extradition treaty. Top candidates I would think are Russia or Saudi Arabia. The latter has more to lose if sanctions are applied and they can’t buy planes or tanks. Any of the UAE is also a candidate- Dubai or Oman (not UAE)? Somehow I don’t see him holing up in Niger, Burkina Faso or the Vatican.
I didn't think Turkey would extradite. I stand corrected.
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:28 pm
by sdoyel
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 7:23 am
by jhawks99
Jeebus, I didn't need that 1st thing in the morning.
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:27 am
by pdub
I haven't read this thread but I'm guessing somewhere in this mess is who is making the Trump movie.
Title:
MAGA
Some of my votes :
Director: Scorsese
Trump: Christian Bale ( i know most are thinking DeNiro or Baldwin - i'm going with Bale, he crushed playing Cheney )
McConnell: Gary Oldman
Biden: Chris Evans
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:30 am
by kubowler99
I guess it would depend on if it would be based in truth or not. If it isn't then I'm betting on Jon Voigt playing Trump, with some combination of Kirk Cameron and Scott Bao in supporting roles.
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:34 am
by Deleted User 89
lol
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:38 am
by ousdahl
There’s only one actor capable of accurately portraying McConnell:
Dana Carvey, reprising that role from “master of disguise”
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:45 am
by ousdahl
kubowler99 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:30 am
I guess it would depend on if it would be based in truth or not. If it isn't then I'm betting on Jon Voigt playing Trump, with some combination of Kirk Cameron and Scott Bao in supporting roles.
Since nothing about Trump is based in truth, it should be like, an actor saying he’s Jon Voigt, even though it’s actually like one of the lesser Baldwin brothers.
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:52 am
by PhDhawk
ousdahl wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:45 am
kubowler99 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:30 am
I guess it would depend on if it would be based in truth or not. If it isn't then I'm betting on Jon Voigt playing Trump, with some combination of Kirk Cameron and Scott Bao in supporting roles.
Since nothing about Trump is based in truth, it should be like, an actor saying he’s Jon Voigt, even though it’s actually like one of the lesser Baldwin brothers.
If Trump's involved, I'd guess he'd get pissed at several of the actors and fire them during production but pretend it was the same character throughout. So, like Mike Pence would be played by Clint Eastwood for several scenes, then get replaced by Robert Duvall in a wig, then Gary Sinise in a worse wig, and finally Stacey Dash.
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:00 pm
by ousdahl
That’s a good point.
Turnover is kind of his thing.
As if multiple characters for the same role wasn’t bad enough, they didn’t even edit out the part about trump screaming “yer fired!” on set at Gary Sinise.
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:05 pm
by PhDhawk
Back in the 00's I had an idea for a reality tv show, it was a cross between the biggest looser and the apprentice.
It was going to be a weight loss challenge show where each weak the celebrity trainer would eliminate the one contestant who lost the least amount of weight and the tag line when he eliminated them would be "yer fat".
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:38 pm
by japhy
Dinesh D'Souza will make the first movie about the trump administration. He will get Chuck Norris to play trump and because Melania will have divorced him by then, they will have Kirstie Alley play her. trump can then declare he divorced her because she got fat. His followers will forever think Kirstie is actually Melanie.
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:23 pm
by jhawks99
kubowler99 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:30 am
I guess it would depend on if it would be based in truth or not. If it isn't then I'm betting on Jon Voigt playing Trump, with some combination of Kirk Cameron and Scott Bao in supporting roles.
Ted Nugent gets my vote for buffalo "Dances with Karens" guy.
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:28 pm
by Deleted User 89
jhawks99 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:23 pm
kubowler99 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:30 am
I guess it would depend on if it would be based in truth or not. If it isn't then I'm betting on Jon Voigt playing Trump, with some combination of Kirk Cameron and Scott Bao in supporting roles.
Ted Nugent gets my vote for buffalo "Dances with Karens" guy.
here’s a gutter-esque connection...
my father-in-law has bow hunted with the nuge, and my wife got kissed on the cheek by him when she was a little girl
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:47 pm
by ousdahl
My second cousin played drums for him in the 80s
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:53 pm
by PhDhawk
Cat scratch fever is caused by the bacterium Bartonella henselae
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:38 pm
by Sparko
PhDhawk wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:53 pm
Cat scratch fever is caused by the bacterium
Bartonella henselae
Sherman Hemsley causes it to move up, to the east side of the host.
Re: Dumbfuck in charge
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:50 pm
by ousdahl
PhDhawk wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:05 pm
Back in the 00's I had an idea for a reality tv show, it was a cross between the biggest looser and the apprentice.
It was going to be a weight loss challenge show where each weak the celebrity trainer would eliminate the one contestant who lost the least amount of weight and the tag line when he eliminated them would be "yer fat".
If Trump really wanted to leverage his media empire, he would have launched a reality show by now that’s basically his kids competing against one another for a pardon