Totally random thread
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wrong thread.
I only came to kick some ass...
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
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How's her coccyx? Sorry to get personal.jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:03 pmMy wife cut her hair short this spring.
I told her that her hair looked like Napoleon Dynamite's grandma.
She was not impressed.
Oh, and RIP Ousy.
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It might be broken.chiknbut wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:38 amHow's her coccyx? Sorry to get personal.jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:03 pmMy wife cut her hair short this spring.
I told her that her hair looked like Napoleon Dynamite's grandma.
She was not impressed.
Goddam dunes!
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Saw an ad for burger king pulled pork sammich.
I'll pass on the burger king pulled pork sammich.
I'll pass on the burger king pulled pork sammich.
Defense. Rebounds.
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Bro we have a thread for this on the satellite bored.
though that is a totally random ad.
though that is a totally random ad.
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It ain't barbecue. It's mystery meat with barbecue flavored syrup.
At least they didn't put cheese on it.
At least they didn't put cheese on it.
Defense. Rebounds.
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Two weeks from today I'll be on stage with the Diesel - God help me.
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“The Electoral College is DEI for rural white folks.”
Derek Cressman
Derek Cressman
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“The Electoral College is DEI for rural white folks.”
Derek Cressman
Derek Cressman
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“The Electoral College is DEI for rural white folks.”
Derek Cressman
Derek Cressman
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You are having a conversation with a child about animals.
The child tells you unicorns are real.
You tell the child there are no such things as a horse and goat combo with a horn in the middle of it's head. The child insists they exist.
Then the child asks you what a giraffe is.
You tell the child it's a horse, leopard, moose, camel combo with a 6 foot neck and two horns on their heads.
The child tells you unicorns are real.
You tell the child there are no such things as a horse and goat combo with a horn in the middle of it's head. The child insists they exist.
Then the child asks you what a giraffe is.
You tell the child it's a horse, leopard, moose, camel combo with a 6 foot neck and two horns on their heads.
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^^^^^
Yes. While JLo is no doubt a beautiful 50 year old woman (when she is wearing make up) I feel these women > JLo.
Just one 50 (52) year old man's opinion.
Yes. While JLo is no doubt a beautiful 50 year old woman (when she is wearing make up) I feel these women > JLo.
Just one 50 (52) year old man's opinion.
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Speaking of beautiful women.....
I'm on board with throwing her through a tree shredder.
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/07/29/t ... nightclub/
I'm on board with throwing her through a tree shredder.
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/07/29/t ... nightclub/
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Hold on. I bet she cleans up well. I would give her a chance.
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Does she have a 3rd eye on her face?
Don't give up, don't ever give up. -Jimmy V
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Great example of the white Texas race.Paul1 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2019 5:57 am Speaking of beautiful women.....
I'm on board with throwing her through a tree shredder.
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/07/29/t ... nightclub/