Kansas Crimson

Can we talk about doughnuts or Applejacks now?

wrong thread.

jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:03 pm

chiknbut wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 5:46 pm

PhDhawk wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:10 pm
No thanks, my wife has long hair.

I feel your pain. My wife has short hair. But it used to be long.

My wife cut her hair short this spring.
I told her that her hair looked like Napoleon Dynamite's grandma.

She was not impressed.

How's her coccyx? Sorry to get personal.

Oh, and RIP Ousy.

chiknbut wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:38 am

jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:03 pm

chiknbut wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 5:46 pm

I feel your pain. My wife has short hair. But it used to be long.

My wife cut her hair short this spring.
I told her that her hair looked like Napoleon Dynamite's grandma.

She was not impressed.

How's her coccyx? Sorry to get personal.

It might be broken.
Goddam dunes!

Saw an ad for burger king pulled pork sammich.

I'll pass on the burger king pulled pork sammich.

Bro we have a thread for this on the satellite bored.

though that is a totally random ad.

It ain't barbecue. It's mystery meat with barbecue flavored syrup.

At least they didn't put cheese on it.

Two weeks from today I'll be on stage with the Diesel - God help me.

You are having a conversation with a child about animals.
The child tells you unicorns are real.
You tell the child there are no such things as a horse and goat combo with a horn in the middle of it's head. The child insists they exist.
Then the child asks you what a giraffe is.
You tell the child it's a horse, leopard, moose, camel combo with a 6 foot neck and two horns on their heads.

does anyone look better at 50 than JLo?

^^^^^
Yes. While JLo is no doubt a beautiful 50 year old woman (when she is wearing make up) I feel these women > JLo.
Just one 50 (52) year old man's opinion.

Speaking of beautiful women.....

I'm on board with throwing her through a tree shredder.



https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/07/29/t ... nightclub/

Hold on. I bet she cleans up well. I would give her a chance.

nothing like living free

Does she have a 3rd eye on her face?

Paul1 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2019 5:57 am Speaking of beautiful women.....

I'm on board with throwing her through a tree shredder.



https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/07/29/t ... nightclub/

Great example of the white Texas race.