Kansas Crimson

I know it's the 3rd but fuck it.
Not the 3rd but the fact i'm posting about the 4th on the 3rd.
Hope ya'all enjoy.

Margarita machine filled with Hornitos.
Pool floats and toys clean and ready
Stereo and TV operational poolside.
Ready for the 4th!





oh, and Fuck Trump!

Posting this on the 3rd is pdub's way of telling us this place is closed tomorrow.

wtf is "happy" about that?

jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:22 am Margarita machine filled with Hornitos.
Pool floats and toys clean and ready
Stereo and TV operational poolside.
Ready for the 4th!





oh, and Fuck Trump!

Water table?

Ugh, the 4th has become one of my least favorite holidays. Right on down there with Christmas.

Tourism industry worker top holidays:


1. Halloween
2. St. Patty’s
3. Cinco de Mayo

Now quick, somebody gutter meter me up!

Mjl wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:03 pm

jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:22 am Margarita machine filled with Hornitos.
Pool floats and toys clean and ready
Stereo and TV operational poolside.
Ready for the 4th!


Water table?


oh, and Fuck Trump!

Water table?

Water table?

Water table.

They're great. Occupy the kids for a solid 90 minutes.
Not to be confused with water board.

My celebratory act has been to plunk down some cash to support journalism.

DrPepper wrote: ↑Thu Jul 04, 2019 3:07 am My celebratory act has been to plunk down some cash to support journalism.

^^^

Who knew that supporting journalism/journalists would come to feel like an act of patriotism?

So, at our pool party today, my wife and I bought a dozen toy plastic tanks, Jeeps and airplanes to display on a table. We set them up parade style and had our friends (Hispanic, Indian, Muslim and others) sing along to Lee Greenwood.

Fuck you Donny....you're out of your element!

Saw my first double rainbow this holiday weekend.
Wasn't stoned.

pdub wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:34 am Saw my first double rainbow this holiday weekend.
Wasn't stoned.

Urine drug screen results, or it didn't happen.

Mjl wrote: ↑Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:07 am They're great. Occupy the kids for a solid 90 minutes.
Not to be confused with water board.

No kids at our pool parties.

Feral wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:10 am

pdub wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:34 am Saw my first double rainbow this holiday weekend.
Wasn't stoned.

Urine drug screen results, or it didn't happen.

Pee on this:

What does it mean?

ousdahl wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:36 pm What does it mean?

double rainbow...means I peed in pdub's cereal.

Whoa, in his Apple Jacks?

Might wanna confer about that

Time is a flat circle.