Kansas Crimson

Okay, Ousdahl probably wins, but I'll start with:

The History Department at Trump University is Seriously Underfunded.

Just to help out, here are some Revolutionary War airport stories:

Abigail, it's hot as hell in Philadelphia. My desire for a quick trip to Boston is thwarted by a connecting flight through Atlanta. It's as if the world has turned upside down. Yours, John

https://twitter.com/hashtag/Revolutiona ... s?src=hash

I win!


wait, which comment?

seahawk wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:46 am Just to help out, here are some Revolutionary War airport stories:

Abigail, it's hot as hell in Philadelphia. My desire for a quick trip to Boston is thwarted by a connecting flight through Atlanta. It's as if the world has turned upside down. Yours, John

https://twitter.com/hashtag/Revolutiona ... s?src=hash

Those are too funny!

Is it too late to bring Sarah Sanders back to let everyone know that Trump never said anything like this?

My dear Eliza,

We have arrived at LaGuardia: unshaven, unbathed, unfed. Like everyone else.

There was a brief skirmish when we parked our horses, but we pressed on. Our canteens were seized by TSA, and they took Burr’s soup.

The fight continues.

Yours,

A. Ham

oh wait, may bad, am I supposed to offer a comment that'll probably win?

cuz I'm trying to come up with some colonial era airport joke about the Founding Fathers calling for a total and complete shutdown of all Native Americans entering our country...

Revolutionary War Flight Attendant

Have to love this one: