Billion dollar ideas

[ousdahl]

Who’s got one?

[pdub]

Porn specific VR set.

[ousdahl]

I still jerk off manually.

[zsn]

I do, actually it’s worth at least several billion but with the following caveats: it’s going to take about 500-700 million to get off the ground and I’m quite certain that it’s not legal

[Deleted User 62]

I still jerk off manually.

Of course you do, dude

[TDub]

THChew

I should've launched it before everyone and their moms had a CBD or pot shop on every corner.

[TDub]

The "One More Brewery"

Every drunk at the tavern accidentally orders your shitty beer when they ask for "just one more"

[ousdahl]

That’s like starting a band called Free Beer.

Tonight at the Bottleneck: Free Beer!

sells out every show.

[HouseDivided]

Real-Life Get Out of Jail Free Card where you can choose a crime and pay a set fee ahead of time to avoid legal consequences.

[ousdahl]

Why do you think I have CnB on retainer?

[Mjl]

Some way to get your kids to/from their activities while not risking them getting kidnapped. Like, Uber picks them up, but somehow you're guaranteed their safety.

[Shirley]

That’s like starting a band called Free Beer.

Tonight at the Bottleneck: Free Beer!

sells out every show.

^^^

But, it's been done:

[Deleted User 289]

At this exact moment the 3 things that cross my mind are a cure for cancer, a way to make it stop/start raining on cue, and a way to lose 50 pounds in 10 days - in a healthy manner - without surgery, pain, suffering.

[ousdahl]

I have a legit, bonafide, billion dollar idea.

I know this cuz my stone cold businessman dad who has otherwise shot down every single million dollar idea I’ve ever had even says so. The only issue he sees with it is that if anything the idea is TOO big.

It’s something that’s a step ahead of what direction markets are trending anyway. It reduces costs for suppliers and consumers alike.

It would require a bigger, trendier market tho, so sorry but I might not be able to move to a cabin in Montana with tdub after all.

soo how do I do it? Without any loosers stealing my idea first?

[pdub]

Post it on k-crim and we can all become billionaires together.

[ousdahl]

Well I was gonna just share all my money by furnishing sweet prizes for whichever poster wins the feats of strength at this year’s festivus celebration, then pick up the tab at the Olive Garden after

[pdub]

[TDub]

I have a legit, bonafide, billion dollar idea.

I know this cuz my stone cold businessman dad who has otherwise shot down every single million dollar idea I’ve ever had even says so. The only issue he sees with it is that if anything the idea is TOO big.

It’s something that’s a step ahead of what direction markets are trending anyway. It reduces costs for suppliers and consumers alike.

It would require a bigger, trendier market tho, so sorry but I might not be able to move to a cabin in Montana with tdub after all.

soo how do I do it? Without any loosers stealing my idea first?

If it's a big enough idea you could certainly move to my cabin. You would have others running the business while you dissapeared into the wilderness and collected the checks

[HouseDivided]

Well I was gonna just share all my money by furnishing sweet prizes for whichever poster wins the feats of strength at this year’s festivus celebration, then pick up the tab at the Olive Garden after

When will the airing of grievances begin this year?

[ousdahl]

December 23, in the Behind QT thread