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Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:39 am
by ousdahl
Who’s got one?

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:47 am
by pdub
Porn specific VR set.

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:24 pm
by ousdahl
I still jerk off manually.

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:35 pm
by zsn
I do, actually it’s worth at least several billion but with the following caveats: it’s going to take about 500-700 million to get off the ground and I’m quite certain that it’s not legal

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:16 pm
by Deleted User 62
ousdahl wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:24 pm I still jerk off manually.

Of course you do, dude

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:29 pm
by TDub
THChew

I should've launched it before everyone and their moms had a CBD or pot shop on every corner.

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:31 pm
by TDub
The "One More Brewery"

Every drunk at the tavern accidentally orders your shitty beer when they ask for "just one more"

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:45 pm
by ousdahl
That’s like starting a band called Free Beer.

Tonight at the Bottleneck: Free Beer!

sells out every show.

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:56 pm
by HouseDivided
Real-Life Get Out of Jail Free Card where you can choose a crime and pay a set fee ahead of time to avoid legal consequences.

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:06 pm
by ousdahl
Why do you think I have CnB on retainer?

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:25 am
by Mjl
Some way to get your kids to/from their activities while not risking them getting kidnapped. Like, Uber picks them up, but somehow you're guaranteed their safety.

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 4:17 am
by Shirley
ousdahl wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:45 pm That’s like starting a band called Free Beer.

Tonight at the Bottleneck: Free Beer!

sells out every show.
^^^

But, it's been done:


Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:04 am
by Deleted User 289
At this exact moment the 3 things that cross my mind are a cure for cancer, a way to make it stop/start raining on cue, and a way to lose 50 pounds in 10 days - in a healthy manner - without surgery, pain, suffering.

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:58 am
by ousdahl
I have a legit, bonafide, billion dollar idea.

I know this cuz my stone cold businessman dad who has otherwise shot down every single million dollar idea I’ve ever had even says so. The only issue he sees with it is that if anything the idea is TOO big.

It’s something that’s a step ahead of what direction markets are trending anyway. It reduces costs for suppliers and consumers alike.

It would require a bigger, trendier market tho, so sorry but I might not be able to move to a cabin in Montana with tdub after all.

soo how do I do it? Without any loosers stealing my idea first?

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:09 am
by pdub
Post it on k-crim and we can all become billionaires together.

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:15 am
by ousdahl
Well I was gonna just share all my money by furnishing sweet prizes for whichever poster wins the feats of strength at this year’s festivus celebration, then pick up the tab at the Olive Garden after

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:24 am
by pdub
Image

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:29 am
by TDub
ousdahl wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:58 am I have a legit, bonafide, billion dollar idea.

I know this cuz my stone cold businessman dad who has otherwise shot down every single million dollar idea I’ve ever had even says so. The only issue he sees with it is that if anything the idea is TOO big.

It’s something that’s a step ahead of what direction markets are trending anyway. It reduces costs for suppliers and consumers alike.

It would require a bigger, trendier market tho, so sorry but I might not be able to move to a cabin in Montana with tdub after all.

soo how do I do it? Without any loosers stealing my idea first?
If it's a big enough idea you could certainly move to my cabin. You would have others running the business while you dissapeared into the wilderness and collected the checks

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:27 am
by HouseDivided
ousdahl wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:15 am Well I was gonna just share all my money by furnishing sweet prizes for whichever poster wins the feats of strength at this year’s festivus celebration, then pick up the tab at the Olive Garden after
When will the airing of grievances begin this year?

Re: Billion dollar ideas

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:15 am
by ousdahl
December 23, in the Behind QT thread