Grandma's 5 Questions for 6/10/20
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 7:14 am
Thanks for the participation yesterday. Never thought my bathroom question would initiate such interesting dialogue. Also interesting (to me) that no one commented on my Grandmaisms. Oh well.
I apologize that/if some of my questions are similar to ones I have asked in the past.
1) Have you ever watched on TV and/or attended 3 (or more) ENTIRE NHL Playoff games in the same season?
2) On a scale of 0 to 100 (0 being not at all racist and 100 being as racist as can be) how racist is it of me to say I feel Candace Owens resembles a young Randy Moss in this photo.
3) You have to wear the same t-shirt for a week. You can wash it as frequently as you would like but you must wear it anywhere you are from a half hour after you wake up until a half hour before you go to sleep - except when you are bathing.
Each option has a particular color of shirt and something printed on the front along with a graphic.
Which option due you choose?
a) Blue shirt - Duke Basketball with a basketball image.
b) Yellow shirt - Gay Lives Matter with a rainbow.
c) Green shirt - Camel Towing with an image of a camel and a tow truck.
d) Pink shirt - I Swallow with a picture of a Swallow bird and the letter I above it.
e) Tan/Beige shirt - I'm With Stupid with an image of hand and the finger pointing up towards your face.
f) Orange shirt - I'm A Cop with a sprinkled doughnut image.
g) Red shirt - MAGA with an image of Donald Trump.
4) You work in an office. You get an email from your superior telling you that when you return to work you will be required to wear a mask at ALL TIMES while in the office. No exceptions - even with a doctor's "note". On a scale of 0-100 (0 being you couldn't be happier and 100 being you would rather kill yourself) ALL things that you can think of considered, how upset are you that you will have to wear a mask at all times?
5) Most important object/feature FOR YOU in a an automobile/vehicle.
a) Rear view mirror
b) Cup holder
c) Sun visor
d) Power windows
e) Stereo
f) Leather (or faux leather) seats
I apologize that/if some of my questions are similar to ones I have asked in the past.
1) Have you ever watched on TV and/or attended 3 (or more) ENTIRE NHL Playoff games in the same season?
2) On a scale of 0 to 100 (0 being not at all racist and 100 being as racist as can be) how racist is it of me to say I feel Candace Owens resembles a young Randy Moss in this photo.
3) You have to wear the same t-shirt for a week. You can wash it as frequently as you would like but you must wear it anywhere you are from a half hour after you wake up until a half hour before you go to sleep - except when you are bathing.
Each option has a particular color of shirt and something printed on the front along with a graphic.
Which option due you choose?
a) Blue shirt - Duke Basketball with a basketball image.
b) Yellow shirt - Gay Lives Matter with a rainbow.
c) Green shirt - Camel Towing with an image of a camel and a tow truck.
d) Pink shirt - I Swallow with a picture of a Swallow bird and the letter I above it.
e) Tan/Beige shirt - I'm With Stupid with an image of hand and the finger pointing up towards your face.
f) Orange shirt - I'm A Cop with a sprinkled doughnut image.
g) Red shirt - MAGA with an image of Donald Trump.
4) You work in an office. You get an email from your superior telling you that when you return to work you will be required to wear a mask at ALL TIMES while in the office. No exceptions - even with a doctor's "note". On a scale of 0-100 (0 being you couldn't be happier and 100 being you would rather kill yourself) ALL things that you can think of considered, how upset are you that you will have to wear a mask at all times?
5) Most important object/feature FOR YOU in a an automobile/vehicle.
a) Rear view mirror
b) Cup holder
c) Sun visor
d) Power windows
e) Stereo
f) Leather (or faux leather) seats