Kansas Crimson

1) Have you worn a hat in the last 3 days and if so, what kind of hat?

2) Someone will give you $1000. You have to buy one of the following items and you can not sell it - ever. Which do you choose?
a) New laptop computer
b) New television
c) New jacket, hat, and gloves
d) New bicycle
e) New recliner chair
f) $1000 gift certificate to your favorite pizza restaurant

3) You have a daughter who is getting married. She lives in Tampa, wants to get married in Tampa, and wants to have an outdoor wedding in late July. You have to pay for the wedding and you feel she is insane for having an outdoor wedding in Tampa in July. You let her know as such. She insists on having the wedding outdoor/s in July and you give in. The wedding day comes and it's 95 degrees with 80% humidity and on and off thunderstorms. Your daughter still insists on going through with having the wedding outdoor/s. 3 different guests pass out during the ceremony and obviously it's a major distraction. Who is the bigger asshole - You for giving in to your daughter or your daughter for not listening to you?

4) Today is the Belmont Stakes. Have you wagered on a horse race in the last 500 days?

5) You go to a restaurant this evening and you can order any beverage that exists in the world for your first beverage of the meal. What do you chose?

1. Wearing a trucker hat with a Rossignol (ski brand) logo on it right now. If I’m outside, I have this “outback bootlegger” hat to keep the sun off. It’s like a cowboy hat but better
2. Pizza!
3. Daughter’s an asshole
4. I don’t think I’ve ever bet on any sports ever
5. Boulevard pale ale, which I assume would be $6 or so bucks on tap. Then spend the other $994 on pizza!

1. Wore a big straw hat I got in Mexico, good wide 360 brim for sun, mowing lawn yesterday.
2. Can’t get a good laptop for 1000 and Olive Garden doesn’t sell pizza so I’ll say bicycle
3. Daughter
4. No—last 1000 days, yes
5. Glass of clase azul reposado or Edradour scotch

if the daughter’s gonna insist on an outdoor summer wedding in Florida, it’s only poetic justice that her wedding will he remembered by guests passing out.

3. nobody, it's a wedding.

*passes out to geezer’s response*

My answers

1) Various "Baseball" hats. Chiefs Super Bowl "locker room", Black Hurley, Blue LA Dodgers.
2) I need food. Other choices I don't need.
3) Not sure either are/were assholes but not doubt they are/were both foolish. The Daughter more so.
4) Yes. I also bet on the Belmont today.
5) Assuming it's outdoors and hot (which it is here today) I'm probably going to go with Lemonade. Which sets the table for a question I will ask tomorrow.

1. Former employer logo baseball cap while gardening
2. $1000 will go about a third of the way towards the bicycle I want. I have two other bicycles. So maybe a laptop computer?
3. Both
4. Never formally bet on any sports
5. A good Manhattan

1. Lets see. Lumber suppliers hat, hardhat, ariat hat, kryptek hat, hooey hat, and cowboy hat

2. Pizza I guess, or jacket. I cant sell it....can I trade it?

3. Daughter

4. Not in about 4 years or so

5. Coors light

1) Jayhawks ball cap
2) TV to replace the junkie one in the man cave
3) Daughter
4) Nope
5) I've been craving a nice, well made margarita. Not too sweet.

1. Yes. Nike.
2. Pizza gift card.
3. Daughter.
4. No.
5. Iced tea.