Kansas Crimson

1. Regular Original (not "baked"/"puffed"/"flaming hot"/etc.") Cheetos.
On a scale of 0-100 (0 being the worst thing you have ever eaten and 100 being the best thing you have ever eaten) rate "regular original" Cheetos.

2. Assuming you have one, what is a sports related item that you own that you cherish?

3. Other than your virginity and/or a loved one/good friend, what is something you lost that you were very upset about losing.

4. If you can't remember - guess approximately. When was the last time you swam in a lake?

5. Carpool with Karaoke Matthew McConaughey and the Dogg video below.
You have to do Carpool Karaoke with ONE of the following people. Who do you choose?
a) Snoop Dogg
b) Matthew McConaughey
c) Neil Young
d) Madonna
e) Kayne
f) Lady Gaga
g) Roger Daltrey
h) Post Malone
i) Drake
j) Kenny Chesney
k) Barack Obama
l) Ozzy Osbourne
m) Courtney Love

1. 83
2. Piece of old Allen Fieldhouse Court
3. First thing that comes to mind ( but not the most upsetting thing i've lost - just not thinking about it now ) is a playoff game in a NYC soccer league v our 'rival'
4. I've been in the ocean this year but not a lake. It'd be August 2019 ( either Lake Sebago or Hicks Pond )
5. Obama - I don't think he's a particularly good singer and maybe in between songs I get could his thoughts on the shitshow that is happening currently

1. 79.85
2. Too many to list and too many to choose from.
3. A particular photograph.
4. "Swam" Can't remember. Went up to my waist in the water last summer.
5. I don't sing in front of other people too often. All depends on if I am just wanting to have a good time, actually sing with someone, or have a conversation. Taking everything in to consideration my list in order of most to least desirable would be...

Snoop Dogg
Matthew McConaughey
Barack Obama
Kayne
Roger Daltrey
Neil Young
Post Malone
Ozzy Osbourne
Courtney Love
Madonna
Drake
Lady Gaga
Kenny Chesney

1. 83
2. Bo Jacksons Bat
3. 2003 national Title ... i know not "me" but still. I was so pissed...it was a long night for everyone around me
4. Probably 2013
5. Snoop

Dubs (plural) - Good answers to #2!
p - I actually have a piece of Allen court.
t - I don't have a Bo bat (awesome thing to own!) but I have an "authentic" Bo White Sox jersey (would much prefer a Royals jersey), an "authentic" Bo Raiders jersey, an autographed Bo baseball and an autographed Bo helmet.

1) 85, love those things. I only get them about once a year cuz I'll eat the whole thing.
2) I have a panoramic pic of AFH in my man cave.
3) I inherited my uncle's roasting pan when he passed away. It was lost in the move from KC to Lex.
4) Geebus, I was probably 21
5) Obama

1) 70
2) Baseball signed by George Brett in 1986
3) Probably my first gen iPhone, I had a lot of pictures of my first boxer on it when he was a pup and it was before cloud technology
4) A couple weeks ago at the Ozarks
5) Snoop or Obama

1. A solid 75.
2. A 2019-2020 signed KU basketball. It will always looked at as a what if, but a cool item to have in a strange year.
3. Nothing really comes to mind. Haven't really lost anything of significant value that made me upset.
4. About 3 years ago. Didn't really swim either. Mostly did tubing and skiing, that kind of stuff.
5. Snoop, I guess.

1. 80
2. Mackinac Race 1st place medal
3. Silver Stick final
4. Last Saturday
5. Roger Daltrey

Someone is gonna come in and give Cheetos a sub 50 just to be cool.

1. 49

(Sorry, I love original Cheetos too, but nowadays if I had them I’d be thinking, man the white cheddar ones are way better)
2. Trophy for catching the biggest bass in a fishing tournament when I was like 12
3. 2011 vs. VCU
4. last night
5. Lots of good choices but I’ll say Ozzy

1. 60. I like the flaming hot ones now on occasion way better.
2. Lanyards from 2 final fours. (08,12)
3. High school state championship soccer game. Ugh to this day.
4. Last year in Hawaii. It was a lagoon, but I’m counting it.
5. Obama

White cheddar are the best, its not even close

I think white cheddar primarily come in puff and Cheetos puffs are a baseline best 60.
If i'm eating a chiplike snack, I want crunch.

The puff still has crunch to it, it’s just a lighter, less dense crunch compared to original crunchy. It’s not like biting one “puffs” in your mouth.

Trying to argue that Cheetos puffs are crunchy is like trying to call ksu football elite.

listen, we went 8-5 last season, and won the catcus bowl a couple years before that.

oh come on bro, it’s not like I said the original Cheetos crunch is puffy.