Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/8/20

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Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/8/20

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1. Currently there are "search/rescue/recovery" boats out on the lake about 2 miles from where I live. https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/s ... m/2301614/ I have been saying for years that you have to be a complete asshole to be on a boat in Lake Michigan during a "storm" - let alone if you are an inexperienced boater.
My guess is the "captain" of the boat was not too familiar with his/her surroundings and that's why he/she allegedly hit the break wall.
Regardless, someone is probably dead due to negligence.
All that being said, do you feel the boat operator should be arrested and charged with involuntary manslaughter - no matter what their relationship is/was with the person who most likely died?
Yes or No?

2. Have you ever eaten chicken vesuvio?
Yes or No?

3. You are single. You go to a work holiday party. A co-worker who is in a serious relationship and lives with their significant other is wasted and comes on to you. This co-worker is extremely good looking. The co-worker tells you that he/she wants to come back to your place and fuck you. Only a couple of your co-workers would know that the two of you left the party together but would not know where the two of you were headed. Would you fuck your co-worker?
Yes or No?

4. Assuming you are sitting on a chair, what type of and what color chair are you sitting on?

5. My cousin self described herself as being Ghislaine Maxwell's doppelgänger. She's not far off.
Who would you say is your doppelgänger?
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1) Depends a lot of the circumstances. Possibly
2) No
3) No way, I probably call her an Uber
4) Brown couch
5) Gutter
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1. Need more info.
2. Yes.
3. Doubtful.
4. Burgundy couch
5. Ron Jeremy.
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1). Yes, probably
2). No, never heard of it
3). Probably not, too much drama
4). Black wood swivel office chair
5). I've been told many times I look like Nicholas Cage
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1. What 99 and Gq said
2. I don't think exactly - i've had baked chicken over potato wedges - but it was either a Polish or Ukranian dish
3. If I was in my early/mid 20s? Probably. Now? No way.
4. Office chair, black
5. Achilles of Greece
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1. Something needs to be done. This happens way too frequently. I have a friend who is a boat owner and he tells me horror stories about inexperienced boaters out on Lake Michigan. Lake Michigan can be as smooth as glass or as crazy as an ocean. When it's as smooth as glass in nice weather, it's still not always so easy to navigate. When the weather is rough and the waves are choppy, not even the most experienced of boaters should be out on the lake.

2. Yes. One of my favorite "dishes".

3. No but I think I would like to say yes. Usually but not always, I believe it's better to have regrets doing something you enjoyed than having regrets not doing something you would have enjoyed.

4. Black rocker/recliner

5. I cracked up when I told a young female co-worker than some people felt I looked like Danny DeVito and she seriously got pissed off. She said she loves Danny DeVito and felt it was an insult to HIM.
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99 - You don't look like Gutter and be happy you don't.
GQ - You look as much like Ron Jermey as I do John Holmes.
Shindig - There are worse people to look like.
pdub - You look like Scottie Pippen? I think it was Karen McCollum (Pippen's first wife) who claimed she felt he looked like a Greek God. To me he looked more like an Egyptian Pharaoh.
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I dunno Gutter, I've seen your picture and there's a resemblance.
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1. Need a lot more info. But definitely possible.
2. No
3. No
4. Black office chair
5. Chris Pratt when he was on Parks and Rec.
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1. No idea.

2. No idea. Maybe?

3. No. If she were sober, yes.

4. Black office chair.

5. No idea.
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1. No
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Black
5. Pete Davidson, but shorter.
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Grandma wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 8:05 am GQ - You look as much like Ron Jermey as I do John Holmes.
Ok, I was told Keifer Sutherland for most of my 30s. I dunno now.
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1. Need more info.
2. No
3. Depends,but possibly
4. Not in a chair. Sitting on the grass under a tree during my 15 min break
5. No idea, was told in my 20s i resembled paul Walker or ryan phillipe but i dont see any resemblance to either. And now im older, more weathered by the sun. I might be stronger now though, been a lot of years working now when i uses to sit at a desk at watch others work.
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Mjl wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:40 am 5. Pete Davidson, but shorter.
Oof....

Sorry to hear that.
I only came to kick some ass...

Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
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1. Probably
2. I’m a vegetarian
3. Maybe
4. Black office chair
5. Frank Zappa
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A simple no wouldve worked. At least you didnt tell us about your crossfit routine.

I kid i kid.
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PhDhawk wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 6:03 pm
Mjl wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:40 am 5. Pete Davidson, but shorter.
Oof....

Sorry to hear that.
Meh, I'm fine with it, not sure about the wife...
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We should all be so lucky as to look like Pete Davidson.

In the past 5 years Pete Davidson has fucked.....

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He is quite the ladies man. Packing a baby arm in his trousers apparently.
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