Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/10/20
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2020 8:36 am
1. Tomorrow is free Slurpee day at 7/11s.
You get to choose one of the following options to last for the next 10 years. Which do you choose?
a) July 15th - Free Whopper, Fries, and Soft Drink, Day at Burger King
b) January 25th - Free Oil Change Day at Jiffy Lube
c) March 16th - Free Hat Day at Lids (Limit 1 free hat per customer - no returns/refunds - no purchase necessary)
d) September 2nd - Free Upper Deck Corner ticket Day for the MLB team of your choice.
e) June 11th - Free 1 gram of marijuana Day at Walgreens/CVS/Walmart/Rite Aid Day ($10 purchase required).
f) April 15th - Free Taxi/Cab ride within 20 miles Day.
g) October 30th - Free Charmin toilet paper 12 roll pack Day at all stores that sell Charmin.
h) December 6th - Free hotel room Day for 8 hours at any Holiday Inn Hotel.
2. Which of the following people do you think/feel/know has the highest IQ?
a) Donald Trump
b) Joe Biden
c) Barack Obama
d) Bill Clinton
e) Russell Brand
f) Bill Self
g) Lobster/Walrus
h) Steven Spielberg
i) Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
3. Not a typical #3 today.
You have been tested and you tested positive for COVID-19. You have a mild case and feel just a little bit "off". Do you "self-quarantine" for at least 14 days?
4. When was the last time you farted?
5. You are given a high quality race horse. You get to name the horse. What do you name it?
You get to choose one of the following options to last for the next 10 years. Which do you choose?
a) July 15th - Free Whopper, Fries, and Soft Drink, Day at Burger King
b) January 25th - Free Oil Change Day at Jiffy Lube
c) March 16th - Free Hat Day at Lids (Limit 1 free hat per customer - no returns/refunds - no purchase necessary)
d) September 2nd - Free Upper Deck Corner ticket Day for the MLB team of your choice.
e) June 11th - Free 1 gram of marijuana Day at Walgreens/CVS/Walmart/Rite Aid Day ($10 purchase required).
f) April 15th - Free Taxi/Cab ride within 20 miles Day.
g) October 30th - Free Charmin toilet paper 12 roll pack Day at all stores that sell Charmin.
h) December 6th - Free hotel room Day for 8 hours at any Holiday Inn Hotel.
2. Which of the following people do you think/feel/know has the highest IQ?
a) Donald Trump
b) Joe Biden
c) Barack Obama
d) Bill Clinton
e) Russell Brand
f) Bill Self
g) Lobster/Walrus
h) Steven Spielberg
i) Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
3. Not a typical #3 today.
You have been tested and you tested positive for COVID-19. You have a mild case and feel just a little bit "off". Do you "self-quarantine" for at least 14 days?
4. When was the last time you farted?
5. You are given a high quality race horse. You get to name the horse. What do you name it?