Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/13/20
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 5:51 am
1. Tomorrow, all day, no matter what you are doing (or not doing) you must wear one of the following message/s on a t-shirt. Which do you choose?
a) Black Lives Matter
b) White Lives Matter
c) Gay Lives Matter
d) All Lives Matter
e) No Lives Matter
f) MAGA
2. Have you ever been to any of the following places? Hayward Wisconsin, Nisswa Minnesota, Keystone South Dakota, Poughkeepsie New York, Bluff Alaska, Bend Oregon, or Florence South Carolina?
3. You have a casual friend / acquaintance / co-worker of the opposite sex.
This person uses several "on-line" dating services. He/she has been using these sites for about 5 years and goes out on occasional dates but has had ZERO success. Maybe one second date but that's it.
So, you, this person, and two other people go out for drinks one evening and start talking about his/her lack of dating success.
You are asked, why do you think he/she has had a lack of success.
You can be brutally honest and say you feel the person comes off as being desperate/pathetic, "nutty", dresses like a much older man/woman, wears stinky perfume/cologne, and it's ALL probably very off putting on a first date. Or you can lie.
If you tell the truth you know you will hurt the person's feelings and will probably make for an unpleasant rest of the evening.
What do you do? Tell the truth or lie?
4. Are you superstitious about anything? If yes, feel free to share what you are superstitious about.
5. Late last night / early this morning a friend of mine posted on Facebook that Kelly Preston died and included an article about her death. A different friend responded, "John Travolta's wife"?
I started to respond to her by saying - "Are you fucking kidding me? How about you take 1 second to click on the article to answer your question"?
On a scale of 1-100 (1 being NOT a dick at all and 100 being the biggest dick on the planet) rate how big of a dick move using those exact words would have been.
a) Black Lives Matter
b) White Lives Matter
c) Gay Lives Matter
d) All Lives Matter
e) No Lives Matter
f) MAGA
2. Have you ever been to any of the following places? Hayward Wisconsin, Nisswa Minnesota, Keystone South Dakota, Poughkeepsie New York, Bluff Alaska, Bend Oregon, or Florence South Carolina?
3. You have a casual friend / acquaintance / co-worker of the opposite sex.
This person uses several "on-line" dating services. He/she has been using these sites for about 5 years and goes out on occasional dates but has had ZERO success. Maybe one second date but that's it.
So, you, this person, and two other people go out for drinks one evening and start talking about his/her lack of dating success.
You are asked, why do you think he/she has had a lack of success.
You can be brutally honest and say you feel the person comes off as being desperate/pathetic, "nutty", dresses like a much older man/woman, wears stinky perfume/cologne, and it's ALL probably very off putting on a first date. Or you can lie.
If you tell the truth you know you will hurt the person's feelings and will probably make for an unpleasant rest of the evening.
What do you do? Tell the truth or lie?
4. Are you superstitious about anything? If yes, feel free to share what you are superstitious about.
5. Late last night / early this morning a friend of mine posted on Facebook that Kelly Preston died and included an article about her death. A different friend responded, "John Travolta's wife"?
I started to respond to her by saying - "Are you fucking kidding me? How about you take 1 second to click on the article to answer your question"?
On a scale of 1-100 (1 being NOT a dick at all and 100 being the biggest dick on the planet) rate how big of a dick move using those exact words would have been.