Grandma's 5 Easy Questions for 7/19/20

[Deleted User 289]

1. Do you think there will be a full (16 games played by each team and "normal" playoffs) NFL season?

2. Sorry to discriminate with this question. If person A is a 0 and person B is 100, on a scale of 0 to 100 how dark is your face right now?
A.


B.



3. In terms of facial and physical appearance, have you ever had sex with a person who you would rate a 4 or worse on a scale of 1-10?

4. Have you ever dropped and broke/shattered the screen on your cell phone?

5. Pretend it is last summer. What is something fun you would want to do today that you could do last summer but can't do today?

[ousdahl]

1. Nope
2. 70s
3. Oh yeah
4. If I say no does that mean it’ll happen soon then?
5. Dance with randos at a live music venue

[Deleted User 289]

1. No. I hope I am wrong.
2. 74
3. No. Maybe a 4.5
4. I'm mad because I can't remember. Makes me question my mental faculties. I don't think I have.
5. Seeing/listening to live music at a not too crowded street festival

[ousdahl]

I think anyone with a sense of romance should bang a sub-4 at some point in their career. Hotties are obviously hot, but may think their hotness is all they need to bring to the table, so prone to mailing it in. Ugly chicks just put in so much more effort. They know a little elbow grease is all they got going for themselves. Try to find like a butterface, so she at least still has nice tits or something.

[TDub]

1. Hell to the naw, to the naw naw naw
2. 88
3. Not that i know of or remember
4. Yes.
5. Chief Joseph Days Rodeo would usually be this week. The most beautiful spot in Oregon, good rodeo, cheap beer, good bands.

[jhawks99]

1) Nope
2) 50
3) It's a gray area
4) No
5) I rarely go to bars, but now I'd just like to hang out in one for a couple of hours.

[Deleted User 141]

1. No
2. -5
3. Yes. One of last women I dated played an insane amount of tennis, and although I was not fond of looking at her from the front, it was extra special from behind.
4. Yes.
5. Rapids games. Or Stick Figure show.

[pdub]

1. Unfortunately no
2. 56
3. Likely
4. No
5. Bar hopping in downtown Portland

[zsn]

1. No
2. 78
3. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
4. No, but shattered the screen on an iPod
5. Spending an evening at a pub, spending an afternoon having a picnic and tasting at a winery. Starting today I was also supposed to be at the conference I attend annually - cancelled this year

[Mjl]

No
20
No. But I've tried to.
Of course
Summer festivals in the downtown areas of north shore burbs. Especially the Winnetka Music Festival

[Deleted User 310]

1. No
2. 80
3. No
4. Yes
5. Not sure...still "allowed" to do most things, but choosing not to.