Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/22/20

[Deleted User 289]

1. Which current living former President would you like to go to a bar and have a couple of beers with?
a. James Earl Carter Jr.
b. George Walker Bush
c. William Jefferson Clinton
d. Barack Hussein Obama II

2. On a scale of 0-100 (0 being the least friendly person in the world and 100 being the friendliest person in the world) how friendly do you believe you are?

3. You must choose one of the following to do TODAY. Which do you choose?
a) Do laundry
b) Clean a toilet AND a shower/bathtub
c) Go grocery shopping
d) Hand wash your car yourself
e) clean ALL the windows in your home
f) Bake cookies by yourself
g) Compose and send an email to a family member you have not communicated with in over a month.
h) Go get a haircut while you and the person cutting your hair both must wear masks.

4. Do you have any statutes and/or sculptures in your home?

5.

[Deleted User 141]

1. Obama. College b-ball convo would be great.
2. 69.
3. F
4. Yes
5. Back to the Future. I’d look at enough sports results to never need to work again.

[jhawks99]

1) Obama, I don't think Jimma Catah drinks
2) 50
3) D, my car needs it
4) No
5) Bond, James Bond

[jfish26]

There is absolutely no other logical answer to 5.

1 - Bush. But it's whiskey or bourbon, not beer.
2 - 80
3 - h. Might in fact do that today.
4 - Only if kid projects count.
5 - the DeLorean, assuming it comes with a functioning flux capacitor.

[jhawks99]

I had a '73 Grand Torino, no S&H Nike swoosh though.

[Deleted User 289]

1. c Clinton
2. 73
3. Since I am currently doing a) I guess that should be my answer.
4. Yes
5. Dukes of Hazard. Not a fan of the Confederate Flag painted on the top but the horn is the seller for me. If I can use it to grab Cooter out of jail that would be a bonus.

horn


Cooter

[shindig]

1. d. Obama, of course
2. 75
3. f. bake cookies, chocolate chip of course
4. Nope
4. Magnum (name of my boxer as well), second would be the General Lee.

[NewtonHawk11]

1. I think Bush would be a blast to have a few with.
2. 83. I'm a anti-social extrovert. I don't like big hangouts, so I'm quiet and maybe off-putting in that setting. But even then, I'm still nice.
3. A. My clothes basket is a bit overloaded right now..
4. No
5. Miami Vice I guess.

[jfish26]

HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT CHOOSING THE LITERAL TIME MACHINE.

[pdub]

1. d
2. 65
3. d - washing my car is kinda peaceful
4. Several - but none larger than oh, a table lamp
5. Uh, if the delorean actually functions, i'm going back in time

[TDub]

1. George Bush, i hear that dude can party
2. 64
3. Wash the car
4. No
5. IF the delorean works then a absolutely that. If not then ill take mad max or clint eastwoods gran torino

[zsn]

1. Obama
2. 75
3. Cookies
4. No
5. De Lorean; or Bond

[Deleted User 310]

1. Bush
2. 81.2
3. F
4. No
5. Miami Vice