Kansas Crimson

1. Today would have been Jerry Garcia's 78th Birthday. If you could spend 12 hours hanging out (which would include talking to, having a meal and a drink (or two) with, doing whatever else you choose, and listening to them perform their music for ONE of the 12 hours) with one of the following musicians at what would be their current age today, which of the following would you choose?
a) 78 year old Jerry Garcia
b) 77 year old Jimi Hendrix
c) 76 year old Jim Morrison
d) 77 year old Janis Joplin
e) 53 year old Kurt Cobain
f) 79 year old John Lennon
g) 49 year old Tupac Shakur
h) 85 year old Elvis Presley
i) 61 year old Michael Jackson
j) 62 year old Prince

2. If you don't know exactly, estimate how many keys you have on the same keychain you have your house key/s on.

3. Have you ever called a woman a cunt to her face?

4. You have a 15 year old child. Would you allow him/her to smoke weed in your home?

5. Think back to when you were 18. You must enlist and serve in one of the following "armed forces" for 4 years. Which do you choose?
a) Army
b) Marines
c) Air Force
d) Navy
e) Coast Guard
f) Space Force
g) Your local Police Department

1. Tupac and it’s not even close. Dude would be thee most interesting especially in 2020.
2. Like 6
3. I don’t think I’ve ever called anyone that
4. I would have rather just pulled out
5. Space force is the trendy new one, but I always figured Navy cuz my grandpa was in it

1. tupac
2. 4
3. No
4. No
5. Coast guard.

1, 4, and 5 are extremely difficult for me to answer. I'll give it my best shot.

1. If it was today, Jerry because it's his birthday. Otherwise, I'll go with Michael Jackson just for the freak factor and trying to understand what the fuck wen't on in the man's brain. Not so funny thing is out of all the choices, his music is probably the last person/s I would want to see/hear perform his/her music.

2. 12 (I don't know. I'm guessing)

3. I don't know if anyone is ever "deserving" but being that I felt the person was MORE than deserving at the time - I shamefully admit yes. My guess is others would agree that the person was MORE than deserving of being called something extremely derogatory. Unfortunately the word cunt came out of my mouth. I still have regrets for using that word but I also still feel she was actually more than just a cunt for what she said and did.

4. Yes. Reluctantly. I would want my child to be honest with me, feel comfortable with me, and feel they wouldn't have hide things and keep secrets from me.
If my kid is going to smoke weed I would rather know about it than not know about it and would prefer he/she was at home instead of out somewhere possibly getting in trouble.

5. When I was 18 I was at KU but let's say I was still living in my home town. Then without question my choice would be local police department.
I have inner ear issues that cause sort of a vertigo affect so that makes most of the other choices out of the question.

4. Gutter: “hey son, you gonna pass that doob or what?!”

1. Tupac, no question, ... janis joplin is awesome tho.

2. 4
3. Yea.
4. No.
5. Probably Army. But, maybe Marines.

ousdahl wrote: ↑Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:18 am 4. Gutter: “hey son, you gonna pass that doob or what?!”

Tough call. My guess is I would get high with my 15 year old. My parents didn't get high with me when I was 15/16 but I knew plenty of parents who did get high with their kids.
It's weird to see my friends get high with their kids now.

SO FAR.....

Answer to #1 is Tupac in a landslide. Interesting. As I am sure he would be (interesting).

He’s the most socially astute. The others are all talented but mostly just drunk hippies.

Age demographic plays in it as well....so far mostly younger crowd answers.

Jerry, Jimi, Jim, Janis, and John are all drunk hippies. If I had to pick who might be the most interesting, I’d guess John, but I dunno, they’re all just so drunk.

Elvis is the oldest, but also arguably the biggest star, and might have the most stories.

Kurt could be interesting but could also just be a downer.

Michael Jackson might try and bang you, if you’re an 8 year old boy.

Prince might try and bang you regardless.

Cobain would be interesting. Janis would be interesting. But id mainly jiat want her to sing.

1. Easy...Elvis, the King of Rock n Roll
2. 4
3. No
4. No
5. Navy, primarily because my Dad was in the Navy

1. Hendrix and then Lennon. Tupac is not even close.
2. 16, I counted
3. No
4. No
5. Army

Tupac: I’m an outspoken black man who can bring unique perspective to the BLM shit going down today

Hendrix: I’m so high that I see music as colors

Lennon: you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...you know what I’m trying to say...

Where's all the Elvis fans? Unplugged before there was an unplugged. Like a caged tiger.

ousdahl wrote: ↑Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:00 am Tupac: I’m an outspoken black man who can bring unique perspective to the BLM shit going down today

Hendrix: I’m so high that I see music as colors

Lennon: you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...you know what I’m trying to say...

So much dumb.

I am the walrus?

You're the egg man...at best.

1. Jerry Garcia; Tupac

2. 3; house plus two car keys (fobs, really - cars are keyless)

3. No

4. No

5. Navy, hopefully flying