Grandma's 5 Questions For a Not Sunny Sunday - 8/2/20
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 7:47 am
1) If you had to vote today - without knowing who Biden's VP candidate/running mate will be - would you vote for Biden, Trump, someone else, or abstain?
2) Many many years ago my mother was a teacher. My aunt was as well. They had students with interesting names. Perhaps the most interesting one was - Female.
Pronounced Fah Ma Lee. (Not Fem Ah Lee).
What is an interesting name of someone who you actually know?
3) For many years you have had a friend who is a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you are gay) that you find highly attractive but your relationship is/was 100% platonic. You don't have a significant other and this person did but recently ended their relationship/marriage. You go out to dinner and/or for a few cocktails with this person. They get a little drunk and open up to you about their sexual history and likes and desires. You are unsure if they are doing as such because they are looking to "hook up". The person then asks you what your "fantasies" are. You start to share them and the person seems genuinely interested. Then all of a sudden a waitress comes to your table and interrupts the conversation. The waitress leaves and the person you are with asks you a question that has ZERO to do with what you were talking about before you were interrupted.
Do you.....
a) Go back to the conversation and ask the person flat out if they want to leave and go fuck.
b) See how the rest of evening goes and then initiate a kiss followed by whatever else may or may not happen.
c) Ask the person why they felt the need/desire to start the conversation.
d) Forget/Ignore that you ever had the conversation.
e) Excuse yourself and go to the Mens/Ladies Room and masturbate.
f) Something other that a, b, c, d, or e
4. Which statement do you feel is the most accurate for YOU?
The Bible is.......
a) The original book of laws.
b) The most important book in the world.
c) The best NON fiction book in the world.
d) The best fiction book in the world.
d) Utter bull-shit.
e) Not a good door stop.
f) My (your) favorite book.
g) Interesting.
h) Boring.
i) Don't know, never read more than a chapter or two.
j) The most uniting book in the world.
k) The most divisive book in the world.
l) A lovely book but would be more enjoyable if Harry Potter was one of the characters.
5. I have asked this one many years ago but I think it's a decent one to ponder.
I have read that there are more stars in the solar system than there are grains of sand on Earth.
Do you believe that to be true or false?
2) Many many years ago my mother was a teacher. My aunt was as well. They had students with interesting names. Perhaps the most interesting one was - Female.
Pronounced Fah Ma Lee. (Not Fem Ah Lee).
What is an interesting name of someone who you actually know?
3) For many years you have had a friend who is a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you are gay) that you find highly attractive but your relationship is/was 100% platonic. You don't have a significant other and this person did but recently ended their relationship/marriage. You go out to dinner and/or for a few cocktails with this person. They get a little drunk and open up to you about their sexual history and likes and desires. You are unsure if they are doing as such because they are looking to "hook up". The person then asks you what your "fantasies" are. You start to share them and the person seems genuinely interested. Then all of a sudden a waitress comes to your table and interrupts the conversation. The waitress leaves and the person you are with asks you a question that has ZERO to do with what you were talking about before you were interrupted.
Do you.....
a) Go back to the conversation and ask the person flat out if they want to leave and go fuck.
b) See how the rest of evening goes and then initiate a kiss followed by whatever else may or may not happen.
c) Ask the person why they felt the need/desire to start the conversation.
d) Forget/Ignore that you ever had the conversation.
e) Excuse yourself and go to the Mens/Ladies Room and masturbate.
f) Something other that a, b, c, d, or e
4. Which statement do you feel is the most accurate for YOU?
The Bible is.......
a) The original book of laws.
b) The most important book in the world.
c) The best NON fiction book in the world.
d) The best fiction book in the world.
d) Utter bull-shit.
e) Not a good door stop.
f) My (your) favorite book.
g) Interesting.
h) Boring.
i) Don't know, never read more than a chapter or two.
j) The most uniting book in the world.
k) The most divisive book in the world.
l) A lovely book but would be more enjoyable if Harry Potter was one of the characters.
5. I have asked this one many years ago but I think it's a decent one to ponder.
I have read that there are more stars in the solar system than there are grains of sand on Earth.
Do you believe that to be true or false?