Grandma's 5 Questions for what will be an extremely difficult Monday - 8/3/20
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:25 am
1. Besides KU, name a University that you would have been more than happy attending/getting an education at for 4 years.
2. Johnathan Isaac of the Orlando Magic said he decided not to take a knee during the anthem or wear a BLM T-shirt because of "Jesus and the gospel".
Last night Johnathan Isaac suffered a season ending knee injury. Did Jesus "take" his knee because he (Jesus) would have definitely taken a knee?
3. The building I live in has a lot of "rules" right now due to "the virus".
One of the CITY rules is that people are not allowed to have more than 5 people (other than the owner/s - renter/s) in their apartment.
One of the BUILDING rules is NO GUESTS are allowed on our rooftop. Residents only.
Yesterday morning I watched what I assume/d was a family of about 10 people go in to an apartment.
Last night I witnessed a small (about 15-20 people) "party" on the rooftop in which I would guess at least 10 people did NOT live in the building.
On a scale of 0-100 (0 being not a dick at all and 100 being the biggest dick in the world) how big of a dick would I have been to have POLITELY said something to BOTH sets of people AND then if they ignored me, gone to building security to rat them out?
4. Assuming I live another year, on Sunday, August 1st, 2021 I will have been alive 20,000 days.
I'm not sure if I feel I have been alive more than, less than, or exactly 19,637 days.
Of course it's impossible to remember every day you have been alive but would you say more than, less than, or exactly 70% of the days you have been alive you would rate a 7 out of 10 (or above) in terms of how enjoyable the day was in it's entirety?
5. From the time you wake up to the time you go to sleep TOMORROW (except when you bathe), you have to wear a T-shirt and a "baseball hat" of/for one of the following teams. Which do you choose?
a) St. Louis Cardinals
b) Philadelphia Eagles
c) Baltimore Ravens
d) Baltimore Orioles
e) Toronto Blue Jays
f) Arizona Cardinals
g) Seattle Seahawks
h) Atlanta Falcons
i) Atlanta Hawks
j) New Orleans Pelicans
k) Pittsburgh Penguins
l) Anaheim Ducks
2. Johnathan Isaac of the Orlando Magic said he decided not to take a knee during the anthem or wear a BLM T-shirt because of "Jesus and the gospel".
Last night Johnathan Isaac suffered a season ending knee injury. Did Jesus "take" his knee because he (Jesus) would have definitely taken a knee?
3. The building I live in has a lot of "rules" right now due to "the virus".
One of the CITY rules is that people are not allowed to have more than 5 people (other than the owner/s - renter/s) in their apartment.
One of the BUILDING rules is NO GUESTS are allowed on our rooftop. Residents only.
Yesterday morning I watched what I assume/d was a family of about 10 people go in to an apartment.
Last night I witnessed a small (about 15-20 people) "party" on the rooftop in which I would guess at least 10 people did NOT live in the building.
On a scale of 0-100 (0 being not a dick at all and 100 being the biggest dick in the world) how big of a dick would I have been to have POLITELY said something to BOTH sets of people AND then if they ignored me, gone to building security to rat them out?
4. Assuming I live another year, on Sunday, August 1st, 2021 I will have been alive 20,000 days.
I'm not sure if I feel I have been alive more than, less than, or exactly 19,637 days.
Of course it's impossible to remember every day you have been alive but would you say more than, less than, or exactly 70% of the days you have been alive you would rate a 7 out of 10 (or above) in terms of how enjoyable the day was in it's entirety?
5. From the time you wake up to the time you go to sleep TOMORROW (except when you bathe), you have to wear a T-shirt and a "baseball hat" of/for one of the following teams. Which do you choose?
a) St. Louis Cardinals
b) Philadelphia Eagles
c) Baltimore Ravens
d) Baltimore Orioles
e) Toronto Blue Jays
f) Arizona Cardinals
g) Seattle Seahawks
h) Atlanta Falcons
i) Atlanta Hawks
j) New Orleans Pelicans
k) Pittsburgh Penguins
l) Anaheim Ducks