Kansas Crimson

1. You must attend at least 2 full days of an outdoor summer musical festival. Each of the following musicians will perform for one hour and 15 minutes. You must watch THREE in their entirety. Which THREE do you choose?
a) Dead and Company
b) Kayne West
c) Justin Bieber
d) REO Speedwagon
e) Jack White
f) Ariana Grande
g) Pearl Jam
h) Arctic Monkeys
i) Twenty One Pilots
j) Metallica
K) Foo Fighters
l) Kings of Leon
m) The Killers
n) Duran Duran
o) Red Hot Chili Peppers
p) Miley Cyrus
q) Rage Against The Machine
r) Beck
s) Snoop Dogg
t) Cake
u) Keith Urban
v) Taylor Swift
w) The Cure
x) Eminem
y) Pete Townshend (no Roger Daltrey)
z) Travis Scott


2. Which statement/word best describes you.
a) A lyrical genius.
b) A few fries short of a happy meal.
c) Elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
d) God's gift to women or men (not both).
e) Fat
f) Lazy
g) Ugly
h) Cynical
i) Kind
j) Smart

3. You tell someone you work with something semi-personal in regards to your health.
The person is the epitome of bad luck. You are convinced if there is a God, God doesn't like this person. The co-worker tells you they will say a prayer for you.
Is it wrong for you to politely tell the person - I appreciate the sentiment but I would prefer you don't say any prayers on my behalf?

4. Name something (a possession) you own that most people don't own.

5. TWO PARTER.
a) Rate the song on a scale of 0-100 (0 being the worst song ever, 100 being the best song ever).
b) The horse has/had no name. I don't believe it. I think the horse has/had a name.
If you had to guess what the horse's name is/was, what is/was it?

1. Dead, Rage, Beck. (Snoop was gonna be on there but I’ve already seen him before)
2. God’s gift to men...uhh I mean, kind! Heh...
3. Only if you finish the request by adding a “hail satan”
4. Whitewater raft
5a. 69
5b. Gutter’s racehorse

1) A, I guess. Not spending two days at any festival.
2) H
3) Let it go
4) My restaurant quality Kitchen Aid Heavy Duty stand mixer
5) 50, Fred

4. Two rotary dial telephones in use. Yes, I still have a landline.

1. Eminem, pearl jam. I dunno. Rchp i guess
2.cynical
3. It makes no difference either way. Luck is made not received
4. A tractor. Or a ted williams rookie card
5. 70, thunder

1. My choices spell J O Y !!!

2. I

3. I would say nothing

4. Stamps from DDR (East Germany) and other now-defunct countries (Yugoslavia, Czechoslovakia etc)

5. 60, ‘Murca

1. A, G, Y,
2. B
3. No, it's not wrong. I say that only because I am a fairly superstitious person. Otherwise, I would let it go.
4. Too many choices to come up with. Ok, I'll choose 1 - which is currently the closest to me. A Chris Cornell autographed guitar. Don't ask - Not that anyone was going to.
5. 58.95725
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