Grandma's 5 Questions for 8/22/20
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 7:54 am
1. If Jesus was (or is) alive today, and he owned a single automobile that he drove, what make/model of automobile would it be?
2. Will something happen to the Earth and/or on the Earth in the next 17,649 years that will wipe out EVERY and ALL human beings on the planet?
3. TWO PARTER
You are asked to go to lunch by a co-worker who is of the opposite sex. He/she is a "superior" to you.
You are not at all close to this person - both in terms of your job and "friendship" outside of work.
You are at the restaurant and halfway through lunch the co-worker starts talking about how a different co-worker that you consider to be a very good friend - told him/her about their sexual "conquests" - and the co-worker you are having lunch with goes in to explicit details.
It becomes uncomfortable for you and you are unsure if you are being "tested".
a) Do you tell the co-worker you are dining with that you are uncomfortable?
b) Without knowing how the person will react and taking most things in to consideration, do you tell the co-worker that you are close with that your other co-worker was discussing them and their "sexual conquests"?
4. Farts and burps. I fart more than I burp but I burp more than the average person does.
Think about how loud you can fart and how loud you can burp. Which is louder - your loudest fart or your loudest burp?
5. For dinner tonight you can have TWO of the following "side dishes". Which TWO (of the 20) do you choose?
a) French Fries
b) Onion Rings
c) White Rice
d) Tater Tots
e) Creamed Spinach
f) Asparagus
g) Baked Potato
h) Brown Rice
i) Mac and Cheese
j) Peas
k) Roasted Carrots
l) Broccoli
m) Brussel Sprouts
n) Fried Zucchini
o) Garlic Bread
p) Greek Salad
q) Hush Puppies
r) Grilled Mushrooms
s) Mashed Potatoes
t) Hard Boiled Egg/s
2. Will something happen to the Earth and/or on the Earth in the next 17,649 years that will wipe out EVERY and ALL human beings on the planet?
3. TWO PARTER
You are asked to go to lunch by a co-worker who is of the opposite sex. He/she is a "superior" to you.
You are not at all close to this person - both in terms of your job and "friendship" outside of work.
You are at the restaurant and halfway through lunch the co-worker starts talking about how a different co-worker that you consider to be a very good friend - told him/her about their sexual "conquests" - and the co-worker you are having lunch with goes in to explicit details.
It becomes uncomfortable for you and you are unsure if you are being "tested".
a) Do you tell the co-worker you are dining with that you are uncomfortable?
b) Without knowing how the person will react and taking most things in to consideration, do you tell the co-worker that you are close with that your other co-worker was discussing them and their "sexual conquests"?
4. Farts and burps. I fart more than I burp but I burp more than the average person does.
Think about how loud you can fart and how loud you can burp. Which is louder - your loudest fart or your loudest burp?
5. For dinner tonight you can have TWO of the following "side dishes". Which TWO (of the 20) do you choose?
a) French Fries
b) Onion Rings
c) White Rice
d) Tater Tots
e) Creamed Spinach
f) Asparagus
g) Baked Potato
h) Brown Rice
i) Mac and Cheese
j) Peas
k) Roasted Carrots
l) Broccoli
m) Brussel Sprouts
n) Fried Zucchini
o) Garlic Bread
p) Greek Salad
q) Hush Puppies
r) Grilled Mushrooms
s) Mashed Potatoes
t) Hard Boiled Egg/s
