Kansas Crimson

1. Have you ever been arrested and spent more than 16 hours in jail/prison?

2. If someone tells you they are going to go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool do you know what they mean?

3. You are NOT married. Assuming you are male and straight, you can "bang" one of the following 20 women.
Who do you choose?
a) Natalie Portman
b) Kate Upton
c) Cameron Diaz
d) Demi Moore
e) Kendall Jenner
f) Jennifer Lawrence
g) Meghan Markle
h) Lindsay Lohan
i) Emma Stone
J) Charlize Theron
k) Jennifer Aniston
l) Megan Fox
m) Mila Kunas
n) Bar Refaeli
o) Amy Adams
p) Kate Beckinsale
q) Beyonce
r) Kate Middleton
s) Kathy Bates
t) Selena Gomez

4. Have you ever been to Milwaukee Wisconsin?

5. You have to travel for one week. It could be business, pleasure, whatever. You have to use an alias for yourself at the hotel, restaurants, etc. What name do you choose?

1. no
2. yes
3. Beyonce
4. Yes
5. Ron Mexico

1. 16? No. About 8? Yes.
2. Yes
3. Too many variables. No condom? Decent chance I get a disease from 50% of them. No condom and disease not a factor? No clue why but at the moment I think I would opt for Meghan Markle. My guess is she wouldn't be top 50% if I answered tomorrow.
4. Yes
5. Mookie Blaylock.

1. Yup
2. No
3. Upton - ( i'm guessing this is a fantasy world where she's into it and, since i'm not married, she's not married )
4. Through it - didnt stay long
5. Skutch Henks

1. Yes, not never 16 hours, maybe 2 hours
2. Yes, except I've always said "dropping the kids off at the pool", give me a sec.
3. Portman or Beckinsale
4. No
5. Dirk Digler

1. No
2. No
3. Man... Mila Kunis has been my "freebie" but I think my answer is Kate Middleton.
4. No
5. Ben Derhover

1. No

2. No

3. Charlize Theron

4. No

5. Raymond Luxuryyacht (pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove)

1. Not yet
2. I’ll say no, with hope that someone explains it...
3. All fantasy aside, this is a business decision. I’m banging whoever is worth the most, decidedly not wearing a condom, and hoping I knock her up with my sugar baby.
4. Oh yeah. Summer fest, brewers game, and dive bars with miller lite specials, woo!
5. Bond, James Bond.

1) No
2) I didn't until I just looked it up. Crazy how many passively racist things there are in this country.
3) There's probably only a few on there I wouldn't find appealing.
4) Yes, decades ago
5) Random Person

1) No
2) Geebuz gutter.
3) Amy Adams
4) No
5) Spiro Agnew

1. Yes, it was probably about 18 hrs
2. Yes.
3. Upton or Kunas
4. Drove through it
5. Keith Stone

I was held for 60 hours and charged with nothing at the end of it.
The two cops were assholes.

1 yes
2 no
3 Dominique Tipper
4 yes, spent a few days there last year.
Saw an Aussie band called King
Gizzard and the Lizard Wizards.
5 Puer Idignus

I can’t believe it took PDub 60 hours to sober up!

ousdahl wrote: ↑Tue Aug 25, 2020 4:33 pm I can’t believe it took PDub 60 hours to sober up!

I laughed

ousdahl wrote: ↑Tue Aug 25, 2020 4:33 pm I can’t believe it took PDub 60 hours to sober up!

It was the night of the UNI loss so.....not NOT true.

pdub wrote: ↑Tue Aug 25, 2020 1:32 pm I was held for 60 hours and charged with nothing at the end of it.
The two cops were assholes.

60 hours? At what hour did you lose your sanity and at what point did it come back - if it came back?
I figure by the 20th hour I would have probably started smashing my head against a wall until I blacked out or died.

1. No
2. Yes and that is racist
3. Jennifer Lawrence (should have listed kylie instead of kendall)
4. Yes
5. I dont know

Keep in mind pdub was drinking alone, because he has no friends.

I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself