grandma's 5 Questions for 9/3/20 + Bonus Thought
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 6:43 am
1. You live in an apartment building. You are on an elevator with another person. Someone else gets on the elevator with their dog. Their dog reeks like a combination of stale garbage, vomit, and dog that hasn't been bathed in months. It's possible it's "just" the dog's breath but it's hard to say. The smell is nauseating. The other person tells the person with the dog in these exact words, "Hey man - I assume you realize your dog smells really bad - you really need to do something about it".
On a scale of 0-100 (0 being the least inappropriate thing in the world and 100 being the most inappropriate thing in the world) How inappropriate was what the person said to the dog owner?
2. You must be one of the following for a professional sporting event for one game.
Which do you choose?
a) NHL Linesman (you would have to know how to skate but would not have to skate as well as a Linesman typically does)
b) NBA Ref
c) MLB Home Plate Umpire
d) NFL"Head Ref"
3. Assuming you are in a room with a window or you are outside while you are reading this, look out a window or look up from your device and tell me what is the first thing you see when you look out your window - or if you are outside - what you see when you look up from your device.
4. Zoom work conference today which isn't really a conference and is more of a "happy hour". I have ZERO interest but my participation is "mandatory". On a scale of 0-100 (0 being the least inappropriate thing in the world and 100 being the most inappropriate thing in the world) how inappropriate would it be for me to sit on my toilet with my pants/shorts around my ankles for the entire conference?
5. What is the last thing/show/movie you recall watching on television?
Bonus thought -
Of course there are scientific reasons why the Sun always remains visually basically "full" and the moon visually has "phases". Maybe this is Lobster conspiracy theory type insanity but I believe in the next 1 million years something will happen to the solar system in which when on Earth, the Moon will remain basically full all the time and the sun will be in phases.
My guess is the majority of you are A LOT smarter than I am and know why this will never happen.
I honestly don't know why it won't.
On a scale of 0-100 (0 being the least inappropriate thing in the world and 100 being the most inappropriate thing in the world) How inappropriate was what the person said to the dog owner?
2. You must be one of the following for a professional sporting event for one game.
Which do you choose?
a) NHL Linesman (you would have to know how to skate but would not have to skate as well as a Linesman typically does)
b) NBA Ref
c) MLB Home Plate Umpire
d) NFL"Head Ref"
3. Assuming you are in a room with a window or you are outside while you are reading this, look out a window or look up from your device and tell me what is the first thing you see when you look out your window - or if you are outside - what you see when you look up from your device.
4. Zoom work conference today which isn't really a conference and is more of a "happy hour". I have ZERO interest but my participation is "mandatory". On a scale of 0-100 (0 being the least inappropriate thing in the world and 100 being the most inappropriate thing in the world) how inappropriate would it be for me to sit on my toilet with my pants/shorts around my ankles for the entire conference?
5. What is the last thing/show/movie you recall watching on television?
Bonus thought -
Of course there are scientific reasons why the Sun always remains visually basically "full" and the moon visually has "phases". Maybe this is Lobster conspiracy theory type insanity but I believe in the next 1 million years something will happen to the solar system in which when on Earth, the Moon will remain basically full all the time and the sun will be in phases.
My guess is the majority of you are A LOT smarter than I am and know why this will never happen.
I honestly don't know why it won't.